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Superman was born in Germany
« on: June 24, 2004 11:09 am CDT »
http://http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?flok=FF-APO-1500&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040623%2F2027180029.htm&sc=1500&photoid=20040623NY192

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Somewhere in Germany is a baby Superman, born in Berlin with bulging arm and leg muscles. Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do. He has muscles twice the size of other kids his age and half their body fat. DNA testing showed why: The boy has a genetic mutation that boosts muscle growth.


Craaaaazy! I wish I was like that
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2004 11:31 am CDT »
Sadly he will probably die an early age due to heart failure.The heart is one big muscle and will probably grow to large and give out. His only chances to live will be transplants.
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2004 12:08 pm CDT »
0wned to superman
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2004 06:57 pm CDT »
It will be interesting to see how he grows up, he is more like the Hulk, than superman, don't you think?
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2004 07:48 pm CDT »
Ive noticed that lots of German people are big like that. Is that just what they show in the media, or is it something cultural too? Same goes for Russians...some, not all. I know some pretty skinny Russians  :shock:
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2004 10:06 pm CDT »
Hmm.. I know a really hot Russian girl..
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2004 01:22 am CDT »
German people are big?  On what grounds?
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2004 04:53 am CDT »
Just observationDarwin. Big as in muscular, like that super boy. not fat. not like you. :P
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2004 12:02 pm CDT »
Yeah man, I have a hard time fitting through the front door, thats why I havent left the computer in weeks.  Im so fat I'm stuck to this chair.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2004 12:20 pm CDT »
You too?
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2004 02:36 pm CDT »
Yeah.  :? We're all like that over summer.
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2004 02:37 pm CDT »
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Yeah.  :? We're all like that over summer.

Solution:
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2004 02:38 pm CDT »
*Very funny scotty.....NOW BEAM BACK MY CLOTHES*
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2004 03:12 pm CDT »
you are a true "Trekie" :)
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2004 03:53 am CDT »
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you are a true "Trekie" :roll:  :lol:
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