yea, you both could use the drugs. tis the only way either of you will ever fork anything that you think is hot, because when you are that screwed up, even your ugly ass girlfriend looks good.
and celtic, stop talking about dicks and white stuff, jesus christ. you spend more time talking about how much other people like dicks, lets talk about you for a minute for once. does your girlfriend have the wrong parts? or are you from a broken home where your mom gave you the vibrator every night? you seem to be obsessed with dads and dicks. so maybe your dad was a little too rough on some of those drunken irish nights?