Cherry has a re"quest"

[Darwin]

You meet a teenager outside the schoolhouse.  When you talk to him, he says "You dont look so tough!" You say "Oh yeah?!"  He says, "Ok we'll see how tough you are, lets play RO SHAM BO!"  then he says "I get first hit".    You say "Ok."

If you are a male char, beware.  He *kicks you in the nuts and takes 75% of your char's life, no matter how much endurance and dodging you have.

Female char's never fear.  He tries to kick you, and misses.  

You say "kick" and kick him in the nuts and he dies.  The young boy drops 50 coins and a nickel bag of weed.

[Darwin]

The bag of weed, or sack of special herbs, slows your character down some, but increases some type of ability.  Im not sure which one would be increased tho.

[Darwin]

You meet a child by the well, he says "please mister, i dropped my lucky marble in the well!" you go down into the well and retrieve the lucky marble. When you return the marble, he says "thanks mister!" and gives you 20 small rocks.


This quest is just for kicks, to add more substance to the game.  Perhaps performing these meager quests could reduce your bounty because you show goodwill to all NPC's on the server.

[Darwin]

Here's a wierd one...

You meet a man outside an outpost.  He says "damn i hate my brother" and he asks you to go to another outpost and kill his brother. If you succeed, he will pay you.  So, you find his brother in the other outpost.  When you talk to him, he says "kill me? listen, i'll pay you if you go and kill my brother".  You just keep going back and forth.  Nothing changes, but dumb people who set out on this quest can be stuck doing this for a long time, giving us "smart" people some good laughs as they run from outpost to outpost.

[Darwin]

You approach the sea, and spot an old seaman standing by his ship.  When you speak to him, he tells you that he has run short of supplies, and doenst have good enough social skills to buy groceries.

His list:
Apples
Goblin Meat
Uber Eggs
fish
(weed???)

You return to him and give him the supplies. He thanks you and pays you for your services.  

Ok, so I know that putting a sea into the game seems like a heavy concept.  Just make a large enough body of water on the map and it should be fine.

[Darwin]

Im wondering, someday can we use mortars and spinfusors and stuff, just for fun? They wouldnt have to do any damage, I just think it would be fun to shoot each other with them.

[Particle]

I've heard shazfunk.  No, file uploading isn't available on this forum.  Low bandwidth for xfury.net.

[Darwin]

Ohh, the idea of islands just sparked up a new idea for me...

[Darwin]

(an apothecary building must be constructed)

You walk into an apothecary and talk to a man studying different herbs and stuff in his office.  He is having trouble finding coconut milk, and that maybe you can help him.  You go out on the sea, looking for the palm tree that has coconuts.  In the middle of the sea is a very small island with a lonely man sitting there in the shade of the palm tree.  After conversing with him for a while, he eventually gives you a free coconut.  If you give the coconut to the man in the apothecary, he gives you a reward.

[Darwin]

Gosh, i guess having ADD really helps with creativity.

[Darwin]

YEA! Im now a cocaine addict!

[Darwin]

There is a heckler standing outside an outpost who offers air travel for $100.  You agree and hand him the money.  He #shoves you straight off the map.  A great joke.  This NPC will have to be at a very high level.

I dont know if this is such a good idea, but right now i am at school in my computer class, and after biology my creativity is shut down.

[Cherry]

Lolz....I never dreamed I'd get this many...and from one person no doubt....Thanks Darwin

[Darwin]

Wow, fast response, you are welcome cherry.

[Pecker]

Congrats Dar on the cocaine addict, sadly I am still a crack head lol.  


Pecker