Random Jokes!!
A blonde, brunette, and redhead decide to be the first people to swim the Nile River at the same time. As for type of swimming, they decide on the breast stroke. About six hours after starting off, the brunette finishes and joins the people waiting on the other side. An hour later, the redhead shows up. Six hours later the blonde hasn't shown up and they're getting worried. Finally she does come, walks over and says that she doesn't mean to be a tattle, but that the other girls used their hands! Grin
One day, a blonde's neighbour goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbour made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbour went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''
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