*Ring ring ring*
"Uh Hi, is this Jonah's parents?"
"Who the hell is Jonah...? You mean like Jonah and the whale?? I'm not interested in bible sales; good day"
"No wait, this is a call about your son.."
"What about him"
"He um.. uhh.. his friend stole my PCRPG character that I paid $75 for"
"What the hell is PCRPG??"
"It's the name of the server that he plays Tribes on"
"Oh.. so wait, why does this involve my son if his friend took your character?"
"Uh.. I dunno"
*click*