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Wow....
« on: August 17, 2004 09:06 am CDT »
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2004 11:45 am CDT »
Lmfao!
"Authorities estimate that she had been on the couch anywhere from two to six years. Her skin had reportedly grafted to the fabric in the couch."
omfg that's awesome! lol

She had a BMI of 100.3.
That sounds more like a fever lmao!
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2004 02:20 pm CDT »
see that reminds me of whats eating gilbert grape
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2004 06:37 pm CDT »
holy crap!
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2004 10:42 pm CDT »
I'm be skeptical of the whole thing, she'd be swimming in urine by now. Don't forget the crap too.
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2004 10:51 pm CDT »
that's pretty hard to believe. How could you sit in one spot for 6 years. How would you eat? She must have had someone coming to feed her and buy her grocerys.  And if so how could they let her get like that. Doesnt make much sense. And can your skin really graft with fabric?  If you wore the same clothes for 6 years would they just become a part of your body?
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2004 10:53 pm CDT »
Maybe she had a retarded kid named Arnie that fed her...or maybe her son Johnny Depp changed her undies.
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2004 11:03 pm CDT »
Yeah, skin doesn't reach out and cling onto stuff, all the growing is done in the dermis.
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2004 12:31 am CDT »
There was a man who lived with her who says he "tried" to take care of her, but they are looking at charging him with neglect and other stuff.
But your skin could grow into the fabric. It's no different than two trees growing together.
Oh, and she was laying in her own waste and body excrements. It was so bad that rescuers had to wear protective gear before going in, and they also had to blow fresh air into the house before anyone could go near it.

A link to the same story, a bit more detailed,  from another site: http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2004 01:25 am CDT »
That is just a shame. Can you imagine being on the couch for 6 years straight. I would go insane from boredom. You can only watch so much television.
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2004 01:44 am CDT »
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That is just a shame. Can you imagine being on the couch for 6 years straight. I would go insane from boredom. You can only watch so much television.


yeah dude ive been sitting on my couch for a month and it already sucks....so i switched to my bed where I can play tribes....cause my computeris on my bed...yeah whatever im le tired.
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2004 01:45 am CDT »
ZEN TAKE A NAP!

THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2004 01:51 am CDT »
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ZEN TAKE A NAP!

THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


so great.....
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2004 01:27 pm CDT »
I can't find that link anywhere :( anyone got it?
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« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2004 02:14 pm CDT »
We're gonna read a story about aphex growing into her computer....lol.
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