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What's the Deal With Hotdogs?
« on: August 28, 2004 06:51 pm CDT »
When you cook them on the grill, they get smaller but damn tasty.  When you boil them, they plump up and are also tasty.

BUT

When you cook them in the microwave, areas crinkle up and get wrinkly and white powder forms on the outside, for whatever reason.

It's a disgrace that such an American food can come out of the mickeywave so mutilated.  Hamburgers are the same way...they taste horrible from the microwave.

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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2004 07:04 pm CDT »
Hey Norm!  If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

I know I would!  Heck, I'd cover myself in mustard and relish, I'd be delicious!
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2004 08:03 pm CDT »
You call the things you buy in the stores that are already packaged hamburgers?

Ew
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2004 08:13 pm CDT »
I was thinking more like leftover grilled burgers.
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2004 08:45 pm CDT »
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leftover grilled burgers.


Oh, well then that should answer your question.. Not saying the microwave is safe though. After all, you are heating objects using radiation. Anyone with half a brain should know that isn't all that safe.
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2004 09:36 pm CDT »
left over burgers, white stuff = fat.

hotdogs in microwave = cooking way too long.


I would guess that cooking a hotdog in the microwave causes all the moister to go away. Therefore the wrinkles are from it being dryed out.  Try soaking it in water before you cook it.


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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2004 09:40 pm CDT »
Quote from: "Darwin"
Hey Norm!  If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

I know I would!  Heck, I'd cover myself in mustard and relish, I'd be delicious!


Come on, Norm, it's a simple question... a baby could answer it!

Well... I guess so, sure...

Ah. You have made a wise choice, my friend... if you woulda said no, I woulda BITTEN YER EAR OFF.

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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2004 10:19 pm CDT »
Best skit, and it's on the 5150 audio pack in Tribes too.  :P
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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2004 10:22 pm CDT »
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left over burgers, white stuff = fat.

hotdogs in microwave = cooking way too long.


I would guess that cooking a hotdog in the microwave causes all the moister to go away. Therefore the wrinkles are from it being dryed out.  Try soaking it in water before you cook it.


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A microwave excites the water molecules, causing them to vibrate back and forth, causing friction, until the water evaporates.  Wrap the dogs in some plastic before putting them in the microwave, and the moisture will return to the dog.
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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2004 11:16 pm CDT »
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left over burgers, white stuff = fat.

hotdogs in microwave = cooking way too long.


I would guess that cooking a hotdog in the microwave causes all the moister to go away. Therefore the wrinkles are from it being dryed out.  Try soaking it in water before you cook it.


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A microwave excites the water molecules, causing them to vibrate back and forth, causing friction, until the water evaporates.  Wrap the dogs in some plastic before putting them in the microwave, and the moisture will return to the dog.


plastic = bad idea. paper towel. better idea. wet paper towel even better.
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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2004 11:17 pm CDT »
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left over burgers, white stuff = fat.

hotdogs in microwave = cooking way too long.


I would guess that cooking a hotdog in the microwave causes all the moister to go away. Therefore the wrinkles are from it being dryed out.  Try soaking it in water before you cook it.


(my second profession choice is a chef, first being pharmacist. )


A microwave excites the water molecules, causing them to vibrate back and forth, causing friction, until the water evaporates.  Wrap the dogs in some plastic before putting them in the microwave, and the moisture will return to the dog.


What? And burn your fingers unwraping it? Aphex's idea sounds safer
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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2004 11:21 pm CDT »
Just put a paper towel around the hotdog, and microwave it for 30 seconds..  I never get any white stuff when I do that o_O  Iv'e eaten many a hotdog from the microwave, but what's REALLY good is to fry them in butter..  so good O_O!
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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2004 11:23 pm CDT »
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Just put a paper towel around the hotdog, and microwave it for 30 seconds..  I never get any white stuff when I do that o_O  Iv'e eaten many a hotdog from the microwave, but what's REALLY good is to fry them in butter..  so good O_O!


butter makes anything better.
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2004 11:36 pm CDT »
Just take a juicy T-bone and cook it on the grill instead. Meduim rare mmmmmmmmm.
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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2004 11:37 pm CDT »
PUT A FORK IN TEH MICROWAV WITH YOR HOTDOG ITS FUNY

Nah.. a cool trick for real though, is to get a glass cup and put a CD on top of it, and then turn on your microwave for like 10 seconds.  It's really cool..
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