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KoRo

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« Reply #15 on: September 1, 2004 04:50 pm CDT »
29. The Irish MPs are not after Me frosted lucky charms.

55. An order to Put Kiwi on my boots does *not* involve fruit.

56. An order to Make my Boots black and shiny does not involve electrical tape.

77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."

90. Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection.

98. The proper response to a chemical weapon attack is not Tell my chain of command what I really think about them, and then poke holes in their masks.
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