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Aphex

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« Reply #30 on: September 1, 2004 11:57 pm CDT »
hhahah


headlight fluid. mwahah.
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« Reply #31 on: September 2, 2004 12:00 am CDT »
It's ok to casually talk about poop in front of your girlfriend if she's weird like you.

Never talk about poop in front of her mother.
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« Reply #32 on: September 2, 2004 06:33 am CDT »
Don't speed!
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« Reply #33 on: September 2, 2004 09:05 am CDT »
Look both ways before crossing a street.
Never offer a beer to the policeman when he pull you over.
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« Reply #34 on: September 2, 2004 09:49 am CDT »
http://http://u.tv/newsroom/indepth.asp?id=49750&pt=n

this is a guy i went to school with, and played football with for years. His name is Michael
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« Reply #35 on: September 2, 2004 05:26 pm CDT »
Hanging out with Celtic can be fatal.
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« Reply #36 on: September 2, 2004 05:28 pm CDT »
Always use a tower when replacing a muffler bearing.
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« Reply #37 on: September 2, 2004 07:01 pm CDT »
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Hanging out with Celtic can be fatal.


Amen brother.  :lol:
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« Reply #38 on: September 2, 2004 07:38 pm CDT »
Don't eat yellow snow.

Don't do cookies on top of a parking garage for a mall and steal cones that are up there. (It might just turn out to be a police training grounds for biking.)
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« Reply #39 on: September 2, 2004 08:01 pm CDT »
Don't mod a power supply, especially if the power supply is plugged into the wall.  Already made that mistake :lol:
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« Reply #40 on: September 3, 2004 01:08 am CDT »
Michael McManus is an actor..but hes like 30 or 40...
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« Reply #41 on: September 3, 2004 10:58 pm CDT »
Don't go to a private prep school with a blowtorch.
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« Reply #42 on: September 4, 2004 12:31 am CDT »
Never accept raisins from rabbits.

Don't spit in a man's face unless his mustache is on fire.
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« Reply #43 on: September 4, 2004 06:51 am CDT »
Don't buy a house in daytona beach!
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« Reply #44 on: September 4, 2004 02:25 pm CDT »
Make sure you have gas in the car
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