Dial 1-800-331-1084.....it's my work #
When you get someone on the line, do some improv.
Ask how their feet feel or something like that....it'll be hella funny.
If you get a guy, it's probably me cause I'm the only guy working today.
Be warned, I will hang up on you. HEHEHEHE
*edit* Make sure you have a pen and paper and write down who you talk to and post that here.