Yeah go figure... It's nothing more than a crazy freakshow.
They probably enslave seahorses to do some dirty dancing up on stage with them. Or maybe they get monkeys to do it doggy style. Or maybe they shoot midgets in the foot. Or maybe they bite the heads off bat... (oh wait thats been done before.) Or maybe Sinister is a transvestite. Or maybe... *wanders off mumbling to himself*
Be-be-be... I b-belive you have my stapler...