This is basically a summary of what happens in the first episode.
Rozen Maiden episode 1:
Jun-kun never goes to school and never leaves his house(duno why yet), He has a sister named Nori, their parents are away overseas. Jun-kun always orders free malarkey on the internet and has it sent to his house. One of them, he got in his mail, had a question that said "Will you wind me?" and he circles yes, and the letter says "Put the letter in your 2nd drawer of your desk" He does so, and he leaves his room. He comes back in a bit to find a suitcase. He opens it, and inside is a key with a very lifelike female doll. He thinks its like a fake or something, and he winds it up a bit, and she convulses and stands up. She opens her eyes, and she yells at him. She talks, shes almost a completely real human being, just small. A clown doll busts thru the window, and starts throwing cards and knives at Jun. She says that he needs to kiss her rose ring, and then he does it because hes afraid to die. Then she makes all his dolls come to life, and they kill the clown doll. And then theres alot of ship about slaves and tea. Go ahead and see it yourself.
