Just got wow.
Here is my story copy pasted. This really did happen. 30 minutes ago no less.
<Hollywood> ok
<Hollywood> so i call media
<Hollywood> play
<Hollywood> they have it..he tells me so
<Hollywood> then in the ten minutes driving over
<Cosmic> wee
<Hollywood> THEY SELL ALL 6 COPIES THEY HAD
<Cosmic> boo urns
<Hollywood> so im like fork...thanks for reserving it like i asked
<Hollywood> and i leave
<Hollywood> to go to best buy
<Cosmic> yai
<Hollywood> where i see the display full of boxes off in the yonder
<Hollywood> i run to it
<Cosmic> haha
<Cosmic> yonder boxes
<Hollywood> and Lo!
<Hollywood> THEY ARE PREORDER
<Hollywood> LIKE NO GAME
<Cosmic> hmm?
<Hollywood> they say..bring this to desk for preorder
<Hollywood> so i ask this girl
<Cosmic> heh
<Hollywood> Me: how does this work?
<Hollywood> her: Well, you need a computer for it
<Hollywood> ...
<Hollywood> no forking way
<Cosmic> lol
<Hollywood> me: yeah i get that..but the preorder thing?
<Hollywood> her: go ask him.. *points*
<Hollywood> him: yeah, doesnt come out till tomorrow
<Hollywood> me: ...its sold out other places
<Hollywood> him: no it isnt
<Cosmic> haha
<Hollywood> me: ..thanks....ill try somewhere else
<Hollywood> him: have a nice day
<Hollywood> OKAY
<Hollywood> THAT BLEW
<Hollywood> SO I DRIVE
<Hollywood> to CIRCUIT CITY
<Hollywood> and i walk in behind this guy
<Hollywood> we both head to the software area
<Cosmic> ohnoes
<Hollywood> guy to clerk: Ummm...do you have world of warcraft?
<Hollywood> clerk: sure, we have it over there *points*
<Hollywood> guy: thanks... *walks over there..just barely ahead of me*
<Cosmic> Mad dash for teh last box?
<Hollywood> AND GRABS THE LAST forkING ONE
<Hollywood> then...
<Cosmic> Arr
<Hollywood> guy puts it down between his feet and picks up the strat guide...to read the penny arcade comics inside
<Cosmic> ...
<Hollywood> now...you know the shelves
<Hollywood> that go to about your shoulders
<Hollywood> and hold the games
<Cosmic> yeah
<Hollywood> and they have a shelf right on the bottom.
<Hollywood> well...right above the bottom games is a space
<Hollywood> ill get to that in a moment
<Hollywood> i stand next to guy
<Hollywood> and pretend to look at some game ( everquest in fact...*shudder*)
<Cosmic> eww
<Hollywood> with MY FOOT..i tilt the box back
<Hollywood> AND SLIDE IT UP OVER THE GAMES ON THE BOTTOM ROW
<Hollywood> while pretending to read about this malarkey game
<Cosmic> hahaha
<Hollywood> so now the last box
<Hollywood> is in the back of the last row..sitting on some city of heros boxes
<Hollywood> i ask the guy to excuse me..grab a city of heros and the wow
<Cosmic> hehehe
<Hollywood> and walk off..set the coh down as a enter the music area
<Hollywood> then
<Hollywood> guy: ZOMG where is my game!?!?!
<Cosmic> haha
<Hollywood> me: i unno
<Hollywood> him: DID YOU TAKE THAT GAME??!?!
<Hollywood> me: *shrug*
<Cosmic> hehe
<Hollywood> clerk: is there a problem?
<Hollywood> guy: i set the last box down and cant find it
<Hollywood> clerk: ok, ill check in back for you
<Cosmic> =P
<Hollywood> me: *dash to counter*
<Hollywood> THEN IT GETS MORE INTERESTING EVEN
<Hollywood> the girl at the counter
<Cosmic> how can it get greater than that?
<Hollywood> scans it and has a frown
<Hollywood> OH NOES TEH FROWN
<Cosmic> oh no?
<Hollywood> she says there is some issue scanning it
<Cosmic> o.o
<Hollywood> me: maybe you could scan something of equal value...say another game? (old trick i learned from target)
<Hollywood> her: good idea..can you go get one
<Hollywood> so i go back and the guy is furious cause they have no more wow back there
<Cosmic> neat
<Cosmic> haha
<Hollywood> i grab the city of heros and go back to girl
<Hollywood> she scans
<Hollywood> and it goes through
<Hollywood> then she types up the wow barcode for some receipt crap
<Hollywood> girl: hmm...it says here this doesnt come out till...
<Hollywood> me:hey! i noticed you are hiring...could i get an application?
<Hollywood> her: oh. right
<Cosmic> haha
<Hollywood> her: gives me application
<Hollywood> AND MY GAME
<Hollywood> AND I LEAVE
<Hollywood> the end
<Cosmic> lmao, that is great
<Cosmic> You should have shouted "Hey WOW guy!" *Wave Game over head and runs out*