Favorites:
Warlord chronicles by Bernard Cornwell. Especially the Enemy of God book, such a great title. Plenty of others, but lazy.
Anything with Zombies, Scarface, Goodfellas, Battle Royale (fantastic Japanese movie about a class forced to kill eachother on an island). On that note, anything survival-horror related, which touches on Zombie movies. Theres too many others.
Hates:
YOU!!!1111
Mad TV
Christians (In all their un-holy forms.)
Muslims
Jews
Baby Jesus
Golf
Golf Players
Fat people