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villman420

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« Reply #105 on: April 28, 2005 09:13 pm CDT »
because most are :/

why is it when you fart and it smells, you laugh and it doesnt bother you. but when someone youre with does it, you open windows up and make a big deal about it?
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« Reply #106 on: April 28, 2005 11:39 pm CDT »
Because everyone loves their own brand.

Why do guys get morning wood?
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« Reply #107 on: April 29, 2005 04:45 pm CDT »
Because they wake up next to their hot lady.

Why am I sad?
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« Reply #108 on: April 30, 2005 03:41 am CDT »
Because you wake up next to a fat hairy man.



How do I get out of this chicken malarkey outfit?
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« Reply #109 on: April 30, 2005 04:21 pm CDT »
Tyson foods can help.

Why do apple seeds contain arsenic?
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« Reply #110 on: April 30, 2005 07:38 pm CDT »
Because they can!



Why does Darwin use a four legged penis for a avatar?
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« Reply #111 on: April 30, 2005 08:59 pm CDT »
ROFL Because he likes it to have a running start.

Would you prefer mahogony, cherry or maple wood?
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« Reply #112 on: May 1, 2005 02:14 pm CDT »
Fiberboard.

Why do warriors run from rogues?
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« Reply #113 on: May 1, 2005 09:50 pm CDT »
Because they can fire arrows out their snatch.

Why is it so hard to take the last slice of pizza at a party?
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« Reply #114 on: May 4, 2005 08:56 pm CDT »
Cuase you don't know where people's hands have been when they touched it.


Why can't chickens fly?
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« Reply #115 on: May 4, 2005 09:30 pm CDT »
They lack the necessary skills

Why does Bonzai use so many dots........?
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« Reply #116 on: May 5, 2005 09:08 am CDT »
because dots are good for the soul.

Why is ShaNNaRa's sig peeling off my screen?
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« Reply #117 on: May 5, 2005 11:11 pm CDT »
It's just a sticker; it must be peeling off

Why is Kissingfish so great?
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« Reply #118 on: May 6, 2005 10:44 am CDT »
Because you are a goober.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a sharpee?
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« Reply #119 on: May 6, 2005 02:08 pm CDT »
Nobody knows, kills too many brain cells to keep count.

Wait... I was just licking a sharpee, what was I responding to?
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