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HUBBA

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« Reply #75 on: April 24, 2005 09:56 am CDT »
Yours is not either. :shock:





Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
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« Reply #76 on: April 24, 2005 11:08 am CDT »
that's a good question....i dont know


why do we call and orange an orange but dont call a banana yellow or strawberry red.
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« Reply #77 on: April 24, 2005 11:50 am CDT »
It's the same reason why we call me 12Stones, but we call Kat sexy.

How am I able to post on PCRPG while I'm at work?  (yeah i'm ready for whatever insult you guys can throw out ^_^)
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« Reply #78 on: April 24, 2005 12:26 pm CDT »
because you're dumb and left your aim on at home!


why do they call panda express grourmet chinese food when it's fast chinese food
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« Reply #79 on: April 24, 2005 01:41 pm CDT »
Because pandas are gourmet food.

When will the day come for the normal force to prevail? (please someone with even the slighest clue about physics respond)
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« Reply #80 on: April 24, 2005 02:25 pm CDT »
When Fapp stops kicking it's ass.


Why do hangovers gotta suck so much celebrity cock?
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« Reply #81 on: April 24, 2005 03:24 pm CDT »
Because you didn't take Chaser!1

Why is smoking marijuana illegal?
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« Reply #82 on: April 24, 2005 03:45 pm CDT »
Cause America sucks at life.


If Bruce Lee came back as a zombie, would he take over the world?
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« Reply #83 on: April 24, 2005 04:47 pm CDT »
duh!

why are cigarettes so good yet are completly gross :(
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« Reply #84 on: April 24, 2005 04:49 pm CDT »
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When Fapp stops kicking it's ass.
lol thank you.

You get to meet celebrities for free.

Why, when I play Counter-Strike, do all of the bullets pass the 5 guys ahead of me and hibernate in my eye?
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« Reply #85 on: April 24, 2005 05:58 pm CDT »
You forgot to take out the self-eye-hibernation-bullets from your gun..

How can anyone play counter-strike when there are so many cheaters everywhere?
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« Reply #86 on: April 24, 2005 08:35 pm CDT »
Because they cheat themselves.



What would Bruce Lee order if he went to Burger King?
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« Reply #87 on: April 25, 2005 08:10 am CDT »
#2 obviously

How many people have been to http://www.drugrunners.net ? (join my cartel)
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« Reply #88 on: April 25, 2005 09:24 am CDT »
Yes.

Is it like utopia, and earth 2025, as in... text based strat game?

(I hate CS, way too many hax; down with steam.)
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« Reply #89 on: April 25, 2005 10:19 am CDT »
Yeah, text based strategy, but you can buy hoes and housing, soldiers, etc.  Raiding/stealing is much more lucrative than actual drugs. (And I only play servers where admins are plentiful and have low tolerance for hackers.)

Why does cleavage become +INF better when there is a nip-slip?
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