WARNING BAD JOKE IF YOU HAVE VIRGIN EYES! DO NOT LOOK!
THINGS THAT SOUND RUDE IN THE OFFICE THAT AREN'T MEANT TO
10. I need to whip it out by five.
09. Mind if I use your laptop?
08. Just stick it in my box.
07. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
06. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
05. Hmmmm....I think its' out of fluid
04. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish
03. It's an entry level position
02. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
01. It's not fair - I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
THE MOST FAVOURITE PEOPLE IN A WOMANS LIFE
* The doctor because he says "Take off your clothes."
* The dentist because he says "Open Wide."
* The hairdresser because he says "Do you want it teased or blown ? "
* The milkman because he says "Do you want it front or back ? "
* The interior decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
* The banker because he says, "If you take it out soon, you'll lose interest."
* The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
* The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
* The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.