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How To Marry Your SistAr
So you have decide that your sister is THE ONE huh? Good for you! You are following in the footsteps of those good ol? boys in the American Deep South. With my guide, you can have your sister in the marital bed faster than you can say "boy howdy! That's a mighty fine gun you have there!"
Step one: selecting the target
Assuming you have lots of sisters, it is important that you select the right target for your amorous intentions. Choosing the right person will halve your workload (make it easier, for you slow folk out there)
You are best off choosing the ugliest, dumbest one you can find (so you have something in common). This will also mean that the likelihood of "scoring" is enhanced dramatically. Nice girls may say No, but dumb ones can?t even spell it. Besides, everyone knows that fat, ugly chicks are always grateful for it anyway.
Step two: eliminating the competition
The first part of this step is to shoot any dogs in the house. You do not want her sleeping with your best friend, do you?
The second part is to do some research. Does she have a boyfriend? If so, get rid of him! Suggest that she invites him to meet the family. That should do the trick. If that doesn?t work, he is going to have to have to be scared off. Try using subtle tactics like blowing up his car, or threatening him with your gun.
A bonus with getting rid of her boyfriend is that you can be her shoulder to cry on, always there in her time of need, and all that stuff.
Step three: making your move
This is the hard part of the whole process. Get it wrong, and its back down to the farm. Make sure you have a bath (yeah, I know it sucks). Walk up to her, and tell her to go with you for a meal. Take her to a real classy place like McDonalds, or if you really wanna dazzle her, take her to Starbucks.
Make sure you pay her lots of compliments. If you can?t think of any, here are a few examples:
If you think...
...then say:
Damn shes ugly!
You look HOT, woman!
Shes fatter than a very fat thing!
You dont sweat much for a fat chick!
Lets go home and screw!
Lets go home and screw!
The other step is to pour as much alcohol as you can into her milkshake. Vodka or cider is best, but homebrew will do in a pinch.
If you are lucky, she will be too drunk to care if you are human, let alone if you are related. If this is the case, then congratulations!
It may not be right, and it may not be true love, but the unsavory woman was asking for it anyways.
Hrmm whos is scaryer me or crash?
