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Vorter_X_

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JailBreak
« on: July 11, 2005 10:21 pm CDT »
Ok standard jailbreak rules:
     react to what happened last
     keep it short unless it is funny
     no flaming
     have fun
     if not a convict label urself as GUARD

Theres been a jail break at the state penn!

EVERYONE RUN FOR IT BEFORE THE GUARDS GET US!
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GStricto

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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2005 11:34 pm CDT »
GUARD:

*puts down his doughnut and coffee, and double checks the security cameras to make sure its not some prank that asshole Greg likes to pull late at night*

Oh malarkey!

*fumbles to zip his pants back up and shut down the pr0n sites*

*calls for backup*
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Gnight.... Gstricto is obviously picking on you because he is a dirty racist.
So ironic that a heart made by man, when broken is easily fixed.   But a human hurt can last a lifetime.

Vorter_X_

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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2005 11:49 pm CDT »
*blows a hole in the wall with a mortar cannon found in a trash can*
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2005 12:11 am CDT »
GUARD

*dies*
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Gnight.... Gstricto is obviously picking on you because he is a dirty racist.
So ironic that a heart made by man, when broken is easily fixed.   But a human hurt can last a lifetime.

Vorter_X_

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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2005 12:26 am CDT »
*shoves mortar barrel up dead guard's asshole & pulls trigger*
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2005 12:50 am CDT »
GUARD2

"seeks psycological help upon witnessing what just happened"
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Vorter_X_

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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2005 01:02 am CDT »
*while giving guard2 psychotherapy*
*hypnotizes guard2 into thinking he is a sperm looking for an egg*
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2005 01:59 am CDT »
GUARD3

*rolls on floor laughing (AKA ROFL)*
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Gnight.... Gstricto is obviously picking on you because he is a dirty racist.
So ironic that a heart made by man, when broken is easily fixed.   But a human hurt can last a lifetime.

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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2005 02:11 am CDT »
Shutup.
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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2005 02:29 am CDT »
CONVICT
*Grabs keys that fell from guard rolling on the floor, unlocks the cell, and stops, unsure of what to do next: Kill the guard or Run?*
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2005 03:38 am CDT »
all out assault on the guards barracks lets go convicts!
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2005 06:03 am CDT »
*kills everyone in this thread, including the guards*

Game over, you lose.


Couldn't help myself....
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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2005 06:14 am CDT »
I'm wondering what that asshole taurik said to GStricto to start antagonizing me out of the blue. :?
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« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2005 02:45 pm CDT »
CONVICT:

*Ignores kenshin and makes a break for the fence, realizing once I get up there that it is covered in razor wire!*
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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2005 04:09 pm CDT »
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I'm wondering what that asshole taurik said to GStricto to start antagonizing me out of the blue. ;) Remember, every time someone dislikes you, it's because I started a conspiracy against you. Not because of your personality.
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