You know how this works. Everybody is entitled to two words per post that must be on topic. Off-topic comments should be in CODE blocks, after your two words.
E.g.
Acceptable post number 1:
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Then, he
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Acceptable post number 2:
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Then, he
Generic spammage commenting on something in the thread or whatever.
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Please keep this clean for the younger audience. Most importantly, the whole purpose of this thread is to have fun! Don't stress out if somebody replies with something other than you were hoping for. That's really the whole point here. It's like a continual free-form madlib. Try to keep the thoughts smooth; form complete sentences if possible. Feel free to make it random, funny, serious, or whatever you enjoy. Periodically, I'll be consolidating the story like I did for the first one oh so many moons ago. So, please use code blocks for extra comments, or I will have a really difficult time transcribing the story.
And without further ado...
There once
