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WhoCouldIBe

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Post your Rookk Lies
« on: March 17, 2006 10:49 am CST »
K i've been in game for about an hour and i've found this...

he is a 21 year old boxer
he weighs 270 lbs
He is a body builder
he has 3% body fat and if he looses anymore he will die
He works 12 hours a day
He owns his own roofing buisness
he has a "sexy ass" girlfriend that he takes on holidays 2 times a year.
He has bought his son an old muscle car
His son is 3 year old
He has 3 high powered cars in his driveway of his own house.


That's all i can think of right now..but this guy really needs some help..fast!!

Anyone got anymore?
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2006 10:58 am CST »
A thread about lies? You are the perfect one to start that.
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2006 02:15 pm CST »
I'll buy it. A body builder wouldn't know what tribes is :P
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006 02:34 pm CST »
I have the biggest lie of all: focus isn't an ogre!
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2006 04:03 pm CST »
Focus must believe that "hypocrite" is some exotic, foreign word with no relevant applications in his life.
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2006 05:53 pm CST »
mmm ive only had hypocrate once in my life...tastes good with ketchup
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2006 06:14 pm CST »
It's funny how Celtic chooses to capitalize some of the H's in "he".

Frankly it's distubring how much Celtic knows about this guy. =/

Oh, and who the fork cares if some dude is lying? Besides... Celtic.
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2006 11:45 am CST »
i jacked this off of some guy's journal

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.   While the cashier was ringing up her purchases,  the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."  The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.  She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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Thread of lies..
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2006 10:45 pm CST »
Ok here is a lie: I hate lesbians XD
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Uhm...


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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2006 11:53 pm CST »
I'll buy that
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Re: Thread of lies..
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2006 12:12 pm CST »
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Ok here is a lie: I hate lesbians XD


Everyone always talks about how lesbians are hot... Grosss, yeah right, like 99.9% of lesbians are large, ugly, boyish man-dikes. I don't think I've ever met a hot lesbian in my lifetime, and I've met alot of people.  :?
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2006 12:43 pm CST »
I think he means to say he likes lipstick lesbians.......so do i
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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2006 02:03 pm CST »
but what's so attractive about lesbians? you're never going to get any from them, so what the fork?
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2006 02:15 pm CST »
Not quite what's so exciting about the prospect of the opposite gender liking people of that same gender.  It seems to be a trend for both men and women alike, only one gets more attention than the other.

I dunno, call me crazy.
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Re: Post your Rookk Lies
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2006 05:38 pm CST »
Quote from: "WhoCouldIBe"
K i've been in game for about an hour and i've found this...

he is a 21 year old boxer
he weighs 270 lbs
He is a body builder
he has 3% body fat and if he looses anymore he will die
He works 12 hours a day
He owns his own roofing buisness
he has a "sexy ass" girlfriend that he takes on holidays 2 times a year.
He has bought his son an old muscle car
His son is 3 year old
He has 3 high powered cars in his driveway of his own house.


That's all i can think of right now..but this guy really needs some help..fast!!

Anyone got anymore?


Are you jealous that this guy stole a lot of your lies?
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