http://http://www.ratemyrack.com/spawned/pornspeak.aspMale to female:
Original Speach: Hello Susy, haven't seen you in a while. Do you still have that nice car? How's your husband doing? Are you still taking those courses? Allright I got to go, later.
Pornified: You and me and anyone else who can take that sh** up the ass should f*** till we're sore Susy, haven't seen you and anyone else who'll f*** my man meat in a yummy while. Do you still have that nice car? and could you toss my salad? How's your suckable husband doing? and could you get your grandmother to take out her teeth and go down on my gargantuan balls? Are you and your tasty sweet round tits still taking those courses? and could you give my brother a rim job while he f***s my sweaty nutsack in the ass? Allright My rock hard cheeks got to go, later.
What can you come up with?