Technically I did last night. Heres the story.
So me and my roommates built a barricade to block one of the roommates from entereing. In the barricade was a plunger. He came at me with the plunger, and we grappled for a few minutes, and go got the pooey end of it once. He stopped and walked into his room, and I picked up the plunger, said: "Hey Jonathan, Good Game!" and threw it at his head. It plunged his head, and he came at me. I tried to run to my room, but couldnt get the door completely closed. We grappled again, completely knocking the computer to the floor (scary!) then moved into the living room. Somehow I had gotten him into a choke hold with the handle, and was moving him to the door. I was going to take this outside, and he knew it, so we eased up and moved towards the door. But before we reached it, I threw him a curve ball and threw him over the couch. I threw a leg over and stepped on his neck. He shot his leg up and choked me with it as well. I then got him into a good hold, pulled back the plunger, and plunged his face full on a good 5 or 6 times. Through all this commotion, I wasnt paying attention to the other roommates, who are not strong enough to take me head on. One of em came at me and put me in a headlock, and I began punching his kidneys, still holding the hold I had on my roommate AND plunging his face all at the same time. Then the other roommate came around, grabbed my underwear, and pulled them up to my neck! I had never had a wedgie before! I was still going strong though, and managed to his one or two of them in the balls (remember, I am doing all of this IN TANDEM!). My butt really started to burn, as he kept pulling the underwear higher and higher, and I called uncle.
Pain. Its what I feel when I sit down now. I removed the underwear, and they were a bit soiled. I pulled them over my roommate's head as a trophy.
The end.
