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Darwin

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« Reply #90 on: June 2, 2006 12:14 am CDT »
Heh, i was about to say:  Is that an alien in your mom's stomach?

But its your sister.  It's funny looking, might want to get that checked out to make sure its not an alien.  Just to be safe.
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« Reply #91 on: June 2, 2006 12:15 am CDT »
ah yes, i remember now, you were telling me about your sister.

Shes done everyone on the football team, right? I guess #28's condom broke. It was bound to happen.
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« Reply #92 on: June 2, 2006 12:16 am CDT »

that was last week....it just looked weird cus she was bent over it a little
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« Reply #93 on: June 2, 2006 12:19 am CDT »
fork !   THE ALIEN INSIDE HER IS CONTROLLING HER!  She stands, walks and talks like a regular human being.  But inside.... buhhh... shes all alien guts and shark fins.
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« Reply #94 on: June 2, 2006 12:21 am CDT »
LAWL yer sisterz FAT LOLOLOOLOLLLOLOL!!!!!!111oenoene
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« Reply #95 on: June 2, 2006 12:21 am CDT »
HAHAHAH....i wouldnt doubt it....she does act kinda qwerky....though she always has so i guess she is normal...though we can never tell....better put on a radiation helmet to keep its brainwaves from slaughtering my thoughts
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« Reply #96 on: June 2, 2006 12:23 am CDT »
by quirky you mean whorish, right?
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« Reply #97 on: June 2, 2006 12:24 am CDT »
noooo....qwerky as in she doesnt get morning sickness...is always cheerful, ummmm likes to run around like a small child..you know..i guess the child inside her could be interrupting her brain patterns and inducing this behavior
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« Reply #98 on: June 2, 2006 12:25 am CDT »
Or....she's really the child, and the child is actually the REAL her
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« Reply #99 on: June 2, 2006 12:26 am CDT »
that could be why peoples attitudes change when they have children....or not
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« Reply #100 on: June 2, 2006 12:39 am CDT »
How can a baby fit through a vagina?  It's so weird.

Theres a picture of me coming out of my mom in my baby book.  I tend to skip that page when I open up the book.
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« Reply #101 on: June 2, 2006 12:40 am CDT »
eww gross...i dont like to think about how its possible when it clamps down hella hard on a cock
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« Reply #102 on: June 2, 2006 12:41 am CDT »
*insert Vorter's mom joke here*
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« Reply #103 on: June 2, 2006 12:42 am CDT »
....bah im done flaming for teh night...im gonna flirt with this chick i just met
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« Reply #104 on: June 2, 2006 12:44 am CDT »
Be careful of those girls.  Didn't you see dateline last night?  She's really an actor, and the police are waiting outside.
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