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Vorter_X_

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« Reply #15 on: June 1, 2006 11:58 pm CDT »
his cock hit the water...mine hit the bottom
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« Reply #16 on: June 2, 2006 12:00 am CDT »
that is sooooo incredibly retarded
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« Reply #17 on: June 2, 2006 12:02 am CDT »
its funny up till someone asks to explain it
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« Reply #18 on: June 2, 2006 12:03 am CDT »
Well then it wasnt funny for very long, now was it :D
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« Reply #19 on: June 2, 2006 12:04 am CDT »
not since we are the only two on the fourm right now....btw its your turn in the barrel tonight
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« Reply #20 on: June 2, 2006 12:06 am CDT »
what barrel? i dont own a barrel
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« Reply #21 on: June 2, 2006 12:07 am CDT »
My dog farted and I could hear it come out of him.  I never hear him fart.  It's usually SBD's that he passes.  Now its kind of like a sigh.

Goddamn I need to switch your dogfood.  This gas cloud around me is pretty rankish.
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« Reply #22 on: June 2, 2006 12:07 am CDT »
the barrel in the back room of the saloon...you know the one with the hole guys are stickin their dick in...
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« Reply #23 on: June 2, 2006 12:09 am CDT »
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the barrel in the back room of the saloon...you know the one with the hole guys are stickin their dick in...

in all my life, i have nEVER heard of that before

I dont have a saloon anywhere nearby. can you cover for me tonight?
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« Reply #24 on: June 2, 2006 12:11 am CDT »
It's part of an old joke.

My penis used to speak portuguese.  But after the incident at the carnival, he hasnt said a word since.
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« Reply #25 on: June 2, 2006 12:12 am CDT »
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My penis used to speak portuguese.  But after the incident at the carnival, he hasnt said a word since.


I dont get it...
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« Reply #26 on: June 2, 2006 12:13 am CDT »
yeah so this guy walks into a bar...asks the bartender where he can find a good cock sucking....barkeep says...go stick ur dick in the barrel in the back room....the guy does this and gets the most amazing blowjob of his life from this weird barrel....he comes back out and says thanks to the barkeep, orders a beer and leaves...he comes back the next day and does it again and gets another beer and leaves...well the next day he goes to stick his dick in the barrel and nothin happens...he goes back to the barkeep and complains about it, the barkeep simply responds "what you didnt know? Today is your day in the barrel"
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« Reply #27 on: June 2, 2006 12:17 am CDT »
The 15th is going to be a little hard for me, but its going to be a good day.  My dad's bday is on the 15th, but I'm leaving for Bonnaroo '06 at 4:30 that morning, so I should give him a gift early.  Any idea what to get him?  We are talking cheap, but cool.  He's not a techie.
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« Reply #28 on: June 2, 2006 12:19 am CDT »
What's he in to?
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« Reply #29 on: June 2, 2006 12:19 am CDT »
chess set...go to spencers and get the dragon and glass
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