Slorge_Gridlock - except for a wee incident of big headedness during my lvl 300+ days, I haven't really bothered anyone, and have kept my activities within the rules always. I believe there has only been one warning toward me for a questionable complaint as well.
I've been the road manager/lead singer/bassist of a travelling country band and have had to clear up band infighting and barrooom brawls.
Also...I'm 41 and who better than your grampa to make you follow the rules?
And for all my effort of being nice to the n00bs and helping them out, the Dali Lama told me "when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.
PS: I think Jeenyus' poutines would be good, too