A Hate Poem
Now, everybody loves love, and everybody hates hate
And if there were no prejudice, things would be just great.
But since I'm just human, you must realize
There's one kind of people
I just love to despise.
It's those storm-trooping Nazis with their thin Aryan blood
Those White Power coneheads with their pointy little hoods
Brain-dead skinheads who yap "sieg heil!"
With their little black mustaches,
they've really got style.
Now you can send hate mail and call me a kike
And I'll call you a cockroach, you moron ass-wipe!
And if I see you Nazis on the street today,
I'll call up the garbagemen
to take you away.
Now I respect all people, black white or red,
but if you're a Nazi, I hope you drop dead!
There's just one reason God keeps you alive:
'everybody needs someone it's OK to despise.