Lets all tell a drunk story.
So I was really hammered and was helping really hammered hich school kids off of the roof. Well, that means I was up there with them. One of them started peeing off the side, and I took a step back, slipped, and fell off the roof. I landed on a grill, and just laid there. I knew my body was hurt, but I couldnt feel it. So I stood up, brushed myself off, and hobbled back into the party.
I woke up the next morning on the floor, and there were also alot of people on the floor. Sitting next to me was the grill. "Somebody" had rolled the grill into the living room.