I don't know why you're attacking me, I was all for keeping swearing rules admin-based. You keep pushing to want to have every little nuance in the rules made official to the point of near unplayability. Admins and PKs are there to interpret the rules and apply them to the constantly changing environment that is the server.
Punishments increase, by the way. Pretty soon no one will swear because they won't want to be punished.
At any rate, if you're really so illiterate that the only way you have of expressing yourself is through 'swear words', then pick up a dictionary.
Instead of ass say buns. Like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole.
Instead of malarkey say poo, as in bullpoo, poo head, and this poo is cold.
With unsavory woman drop the T cause "bich" is latin for generosity.
Step four, don't say fork anymore, cause fork is the worst word that you can say. So Just use the word "mmmkay"