Papers, please.
- (peers over desk and hands papers to admin)
How long do you plan to be on this server?
- "not long, I need to do some mining and uh, you know, build some skills" shuffles feet...
Will you respect the rules of the server and the direction of the admins?
- sure, whatever....uh, I mean, yes.
You realize you didn't pay nuttin' to get in here and that you may be deported from the server at anytime, for any reason...and that others are here as well, so you are not to abuse your time here by being a disrespectful noob?
- yes
Did you bring any fruits or vegetables with you?
- (?) no...
What's that in your pocket then?
- (smiles)
Welcome to the server, enjoy your stay. Join a house!