LOL
some of those 7 shots were meant to "scare me" of course, i never gave anyone the satisfaction of running or hiding. usually, i actd as though i neve noticed.
although the one went through my hair was because i was sleping with someone elses woman.
the other closest one was because my buddies wanted to see how close they could come with a 50 cal muzzleloade without actually hitting. the rest wer close, but not AS close.
needless to say, i dont sleep with married women anymore.
that used to be my one dishonorable aspect. but if confronted, i always confessed rather than lie.
