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Darwin

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« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2003 12:11 am CST »
LoL, I got a funny story for today, the dope brought it up.  A friend of mine brought a trick lighter to school today (ya know, the kind that shocks you).  And we were playing the trick on alot of freshmen.  Well, after school we pass by a bunch of freshmen, and my friend goes: "Hey, check out this badass lighter!"  The dude says:  "Mind if I light it?"  "Sure, go ahead."

The guy reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a blunt!  Holds the lighter to it, and tries to light it.

--man oh man here it comes--

The guy pulled the switch, and the ligher shocked him.  And he flipped out!  The lighter made him grip the device even more tightly, and he couldnt let go!  He was flinging it around everywhere, and finally threw it over a chain link fence into a government post office center, where it hit a car and put a crack in the windshield!

My friend rushes at the freshman and begins to pound on him, and eventually the kid just gives up and lays there.  My friend scoops down, picks up the blunt, dusts it off, and we walk away...


What a nice story, eh?
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« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2003 12:14 am CST »
indeed

i like to shock people in the mall with those things on grills

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« Reply #32 on: February 20, 2003 12:16 am CST »
Pot....near my home in west virginia, people grow it EVERYWHERE. hell, there is a variety called river weed that grows wild.
I have never smoked it, but a LOT of my freinds do. I remember one of my ex girlfreinds smoked a blunt every morning on the way to school in my car. I never knew t was pot till later.
Anyway... we went swimming down by the river one day and my buddies cut down several stalks and tossed them in the bed of my truck to dry out later. well, we forgot about it and i drove around town/school for a week before we remembered it and took it off.
man i was pissed. if ida got caught with it, ida got busted even though it wasnt mine and i didnt use it.
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« Reply #33 on: February 20, 2003 12:19 am CST »
do they got motels 6's?
cuz ima make a trip down to WV
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« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2003 12:21 am CST »
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i like to shock people in the mall with those things on grills



Das' bullmalarkey shorty.  They dont work like that.
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« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2003 12:23 am CST »
make a bet
walk into k mart or whatever those forking beat assed stores are with no scurity

goto frill section
take wire outta the one end on the ingiter
walk around and stick the metal part one someones skin then push the buttin in


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« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2003 12:23 am CST »
LOL river weed grows all over. hell, at river parties during the summer, its not uncomman to see them throw armloads of riverweed onto the bonfire.
From what i understand its weaker than what you usually buy, but then again, ive had others tell me different.
Icant really tell you myself whether its good or not because i dont use it.
its easy to find, but you never know if its REALLY wild or if you found someones "spot" the law tries to keep a close eye on it and every year or so, the national gaurd comes in and has big "clearings" of it. but it grows back.
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« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2003 12:24 am CST »
alls id want to do is extract the thc into alchohal form... probably malarkeyy plants so just use the good juIce
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« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2003 12:26 am CST »
Hmmm, I got a creek growing by my place... Hmmmmm.  And I also got a cattleranch.... hmmm, dont know why these ideas didnt hit me earlier....
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« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2003 12:28 am CST »
i live near a nuclear power plant...
we have radon pumps in all our houses
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« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2003 12:30 am CST »
Next time ya get high, keep this in mind.

Sneak into the powerplant, and go hang out near the reactor all night long.  You'll be wowed by the nice greenish glow you get in the morning.
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« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2003 12:31 am CST »
just how in the fork might somone do that when there are men in humvees with machine gun turrets mounted on them patroling th place
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« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2003 12:33 am CST »
Your high, that means your invincible :)
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« Reply #43 on: February 20, 2003 12:34 am CST »
:shock: ANd YoU CalL your self a caring, devoted parents
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your one of thosse freaks whos shoots peolpel at litle league games
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« Reply #44 on: February 20, 2003 12:37 am CST »
..... where the hell did that come from? LoL.


Shorty, watch the towlie episode of South Park, and you'll see how invincible you can be, shorty.
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