*Fries Particle's processor through a surgical spike*
*hires ex-military spy plane pilots to smash his hard disks*
*sneaks out Particle's ram out of his computer, replaces it with twin sticks of 32 mb ram*
Heh, that reminds me of a funny story. I have an aunt with a very powerful computer (Gateway 700XL) and it HAD tons of memory, which she would never use. She only did simple things like surf the net and check email. So I figured she would never need it. She at the time had 1 gb of ram. I took out 2 of the 256 mb sticks of DDR ram, she never noticed. Man those thumbscrews are great.