Heh. Sometimes I feel as if I am responsible for all this trouble, actually, but hear me out.
One day I was in uber, now this was quite a while ago. A character named Choas came in. I had never heard of him before, and he was like RL30 or something, and I was like wtf but whatever.
We were partied, and he and I were alternating packs, and he said: cool, a dscale. I decided to joke around and target him.
He was like wtf, why are you targetting me. And I was like: This is a stickup! Give me all your dscales and clays!
He pulled out his warmaul and bashed me. So I sometimes feel responsible, but remember it was really his actions afterward, so....
*shrug*