Been awhile since I read that mr. Potato head thing. My favorite is the narrative: Bob the Anal Fissure. That is a timeless classic. Speaking of ass and malarkey...
Today I was over at a friends hous. Now, my friend is cool and all, but he's kinda pro nazi or something. Really weird. Me and his brother burn him all the time. Well, he fell asleep a couple hours ago because he hadnt slept in days, so I gave him a hitler.
Now, for those of you who dont know what a hitler is, its where you wipe poo on somebody's face in a mustache similar to hitler's.
Now, of course, I wouldnt dare put feces on a friend of mine, so I used chocolate from chocolate pie. Great affect, still. His brother has a poloroid. If I get a scanner, I'll upload a pic of it...