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Celtic16

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Prison...?
« on: September 4, 2007 11:42 am CDT »
Well last week wasn't my greatest ever! Spent from saterday night until tuesday dinnertime in a "superprison". Was possibly the most boring time of my life! All I did was push a swing that 2 people were sitting in so it felt back, big deal, it's a garden swing so they landed softly on their asses lol!

I'm just wondering, has anyone else been inside before from drunk tank to the pen?  :?:
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« Reply #1 on: September 6, 2007 07:48 pm CDT »
When I was in college, I spent a few hours in a holding cell for drunk driving.  I actually blew under the limit, but they didn't test me on the road, but in the station.  Anyway, I was around 250 lbs, hair down to my shoulderblades, full beard, wearing a ripped up gray sweatshirt and jeans...I looked like a thug...they put in in the holding cell with a preppy looking dude who slumped into the corner like "Bubba" just walked in and wanted a girlfriend....  I was in from like 11 PM to 3 AM.

When I went to court, they tossed the charges, except for a fine for "failure to maintain 1 lane" which was like $50.  I showed up in court with a hair cut, nice clothes and a shave.  Took me forever to grow that hair back!!
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2007 09:26 pm CDT »
lol was going to shave my head this week but i tthought it's better not. anyway im off  to the pub...love canadian beer..7.1% black ice..BOO YAAAAAA
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007 09:11 pm CDT »
black ice is a girl beer, you faggot.
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2007 04:58 pm CDT »
Quote from: "Sako"
black ice is a girl beer, you faggot.
lol
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007 10:48 am CDT »
I lol'd at that one.

I spent the night in jail last year (in north charleston which is on the top 10 most dangerous cities in the US list) for driving with a suspended license..  but the funny thing is, the letter telling me my license was suspended was post-marked for the day AFTER I got thrown in jail.  Kinda lame, but the charge was dropped because of the mistake.

It was actually kinda fun..  had this crazy dude in my cell (there were like 10 people per cell because of overcrowding) who was messin' with the guards and stuff..  he was in there for kidnapping O_O  He was like 24 or 25 and white, and he was funny as hell.  He got throw in the week before for taking a dump on a cop cars windshield..  haha.  People were in there for breaking open the automated carwash machines..  2 guys for rape..  but most of them were there for posession of crack.

Anyways, it was interesting..  I learned a lot of street lingo from that one day+night, and all my cell-mates were surprisingly nice (even the crazy ones).  When I was being processed, they asked what my "street name" was..  I really wanted to make something funny up but I wasn't about to be disrespectful to the cops.

..and all the people who worked there were black, and they were ALL assholes..  power hungry unsavory womanes.
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007 03:28 pm CDT »
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..and the people who worked there were ALL assholes..  power hungry unsavory womanes.


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 793977759&

You'll have to ignore the clicking noise, it's the guy's radar detector. Also, there is a transcript so you can read everything that gets said. I think it's at that link that's mentioned.
Scary.
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007 07:07 pm CDT »
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black ice is a girl beer, you faggot.


ya it's a 7.1% beer...really a girls beer eh? how the fork is it a girls beer? It's 7.1% think about that you dumb little boy (ya i know you pretend to be a girl...but we all know ur not)

anyway..not here to flame or fight...kthx

anyway Prison,

to be honest, i met some of the most decent people ever..everyones pretty honest and there really is a strict code inside but if you follow it you'll be fine! Most people were in for stupid things, like myself, and 90% of people were either in for pissing of their woman or being drunk...mostly both tho.

Wat i learned inside was never to judge people, i was inside with murderers and people like that...Wat i find funny is that 12stones clames to be inside with rapists even though rapists get put into protective custody automaticly even if they don't wana be there... Also, 12 people to a cell..dude u wearn't in prison, you were in a holding center lol.
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2007 10:49 am CDT »
40% is the real thing.. and your 7.1% black ice taste fruity
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2007 06:10 pm CDT »
40% isn't beer forkface.. do i drink vodka? Yes, last night, is that faggoty of me too?

Grow the fork up,


slut!
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2007 12:31 am CDT »
not to brag, but we drink everclear every weekend.  this stuff is 90% alcohol and it tastes like rubbing alcohol straight, but we make jungle juice with it every weekend and we get malarkey faced like hell.  1 liter of everclear + 3.5 liter of vodka(preferably smirnoff triple distilled) + 5-7 gallons of fruit punch(Hawaiian punch)=hella great time and lots of motherforkers passing out on your lawn...
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2007 03:03 am CDT »
Alcohol == sugar.

Alcohol + Sugar == sickness.

As for that video Kyrie posted.. holy malarkey.. makes me want to put a camera/audio monitor in my vehicle and have it remote transmit to record some where else.. just for insane malarkey like that.

My favorite beer:
Eye of the Hawk.

My favorite hard alcohol:
Tequila

My favorite whiskey:
Makers Mark

My favorite Sake:
Anything smooth.

My favorite Vodka:
Smirnoff

My favorite Brandy:
I can't remember... but I settled for malarkeyty E&J.
(Brandy was my first favorite drink for a couple years)

My favorite wine:
William Hill, Cabernet Sauvignon, 2001-2002 (no longer sold...)


My current time of sobriety:
Sober since May 2006. :-)

Peace and Humptyness!
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2007 12:51 pm CDT »
alcohol is for pussies

you all suck, long live coma drinking and GHB!

coke is good too

but still

favorite drink = water

best way to have fun isnt drinking alcohol, cuz its sad not remembering withwho you've slept
especially when the girl is rly hot and you dont know her name

ps ; i dunno why but i love jumping out of my window, which is about 5-6 m high
I luv how people react : HEY IM GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU GET HURT
                                   HEY WTF ARE YOU DOIN
                                   NOOOOO! *CRIES* (girls do this one)
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2007 10:05 am CDT »
I've only blacked out completely one time.  It's pretty weird waking up on someone's couch at 6 in the morning not knowing wtf just happened, heh good times.
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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2007 03:34 am CDT »
I have never blacked out and my favorite drink is also water.

Alcohol is not some thing I think is needed by any person, ever.

As for other drugs.. different strokes for different folks.
Meth is the scariest malarkey I have seen used by people; it turns them in to the strangest and most desperate drug users I have ever seen.
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