Made this up in the shower--don't ask me why or how.
Chorus:
Don't.. watch.. gay cartoons!
They may look funny to me and to you,
But it's not intent'nal to make us laugh,
It's normal gay stuff on a raft...
Oh, it's normal gay stuff on a raft...
Yeah, it's normal gay stuff on a raft...
...on a raft.
I woke up one morning, turned on the TV
And to my amazement, what did I see?
Some gay people dancing high up in the air,
in a hot air balloon filled with hot air,
with rainbows and midgets and clowns in the back,
oh where is my sanity!---I want it back!
Oh where is my shotgun, so I can attack---the TV...
the TV...
the TV...
TV...
Chorus:
Don't.. watch.. gay cartoons!
They may look funny to me and to you,
But it's not intent'nal to make us laugh,
It's normal gay stuff on a raft...
Oh, it's normal gay stuff on a raft...
Yeah, it's normal gay stuff on a raft...
...on a raft.
I picked up my shotgun, all loaded with shells
and I went to the map to go see what it tells,
Some real messed up route--regardless I'll go,
down to the station--force cancel the show!
If I get mad I just might make it glow!
I see the bouncer, he'd say "Can't go."
I see the d'rector, he'd chime in "Oh no!"
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
(The show!)
Chorus:
Don't.. watch.. gay cartoons!
They may look funny to me and to you,
But it's not intent'nal to make us laugh,
It's normal gay stuff on a raft...
Oh, it's normal gay stuff on a raft...
Yeah, it's normal gay stuff on a raft...
...on a raft.