bullmalarkey, i ping 35 to the Evil clan server.
oz, go try to bite someone at the beginning of a game, and make the bites to the back/chest or some other major body part. the difference in damage and malarkey is because of upgrades, if marines have lvl 2 weapons, aliens are forked unless u have carapace. if aliens have cara and marines have lvl 1 armor and lvl 1 guns, they are goin to get owned. thats the point, it makes the team work together to try to defend your defense towers for alien or defend your infantry portals for marines. the upgrades and advancements win, unless you are talented. even if you have like lvl 3 carapace vs lvl 3 weapons and lvl 3 armor, you can still own them all, just make your shots count.