My confessions:
Many times years ago I came really close to stopping my my hosting duties because people were so immature.
Every time somebody finds a new way to screw up the game via exploit, I see red and hear some sort of anger-related tone not unlike the death of Shub-Niggurath that could be satanic in origin. Because of this (and despite my efforts to remain professional), I have historically tended to fall on the Hitler side of the personality fence when I'm playing cleanup in one of these situations. There are fewer occurances these days and I tend to take things more calmly.
There have been spans of time where I didn't log in for nearly half a year at a time.
Back in the day, there was a lot of speculation about my age. I'm 21 now, folks.
Your benevolent authority figure:
Or in a nicer, more-recent image:
I'm past the age where I care if people have my image. It's not like some perv is going to try to molest me now that I'm no longer a child. Besides, they'd have a SIG P250 and a Bushmaster Carbon 15 Type 21S to contend with. Those that would be annoying by spamming my images like in the past? They'll be banned as always.
Another confession: When people complain about the services I provide, I usually get angry and will not listen to whatever they want to say. Bottom line here is that if you want to talk with me, you need to show some respect. I pay good money for you all to enjoy this malarkey--not fork it up and stress me out.
Another confession: I've been known to pass up the opportunity to eat in the pursuit of more ammunition or a new computer component.
Last confession: I've been a pretty straight shooter with you guys all these years. There haven't been any evil conspiracies or black ops. What you see is what you get, and that greatly depends on what you put into your online persona.