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im such a dick
« on: January 30, 2011 10:42 am CST »

 onehitwonderx420 is mobile 1:15 am
onehitwonderx420 1:15 am
    Yo
uwishyouweregod 1:15 am
    what do you want
onehitwonderx420 1:16 am
    Wow.ure still pissed at me?
    I didnt even do malarkey
uwishyouweregod 1:16 am
    let me reiterate my question, what do you want?
onehitwonderx420 1:16 am
    Whats up?
uwishyouweregod 1:17 am
    nothing...
onehitwonderx420 1:17 am
    Wtfs wrong w u?
uwishyouweregod 1:17 am
    i believe i suffered from fetal alchohal syndrome
    how about you
onehitwonderx420 1:18 am
    Lol pretty much the same
uwishyouweregod 1:19 am
    it has since evolved into asshole syndrome
onehitwonderx420 1:19 am
    Thattt sucks
onehitwonderx420 1:20 am
    What u been doin?
uwishyouweregod 1:20 am
    sitting on my ass jerking off to your sisters facebook pictures
    how about you
onehitwonderx420 1:21 am
    Sad
    chillin.workin
uwishyouweregod 1:22 am
    i got my license
    had to buy a judge to get out of 90 days in jail
onehitwonderx420 1:23 am
    Yea.jail sux
    I was in delco for 2 weeks
    Couldve been worse but still
    Had a tv in my cell so it wasnt horrible
uwishyouweregod 1:25 am
    retail theft
    nice
onehitwonderx420 1:25 am
    Haha
onehitwonderx420 1:26 am
    U keep up on my malarkey on portals.thats funny
uwishyouweregod 1:26 am
    2 retail thefts in one month
    1 18 § 3503 §§ B1I S DEF TRES ACTUAL COMMUNICATION TO
    whats that charge never seen that before
onehitwonderx420 1:27 am
    tresspassing
    And what do u mean 2 thefts?
uwishyouweregod 1:28 am
    says you were arrested on the 13th and the 18th both for retail theft
onehitwonderx420 1:28 am
    I was in jail for stealing malarkey once and tresspassing in some unsavory womanes yard
uwishyouweregod 1:29 am
    well someones using your name or something
onehitwonderx420 1:29 am
    Wtf?i was arrested on the 13th and ive been in jail scince yesterday
    They need proof to do that and leave me w the charges
uwishyouweregod 1:30 am
    look it up
    idk
uwishyouweregod 1:31 am
    same judge on the case different arresting officers
    meaning they were two different incidents
onehitwonderx420 1:31 am
    Remeber that charge u said u saw once on me for fighting?
uwishyouweregod 1:31 am
    not really
onehitwonderx420 1:32 am
    That one doesnt make any sence either
uwishyouweregod 1:32 am
    sense
onehitwonderx420 1:32 am
    Yea
    Stfu
onehitwonderx420 1:33 am
    my celly the last couple days was tryin to get me to sell weed w him
uwishyouweregod 1:34 am
    thats a good idea considering you would get a felony for having it in a jail
onehitwonderx420 1:34 am
    When i got out
uwishyouweregod 1:34 am
    oo
onehitwonderx420 1:42 am
    This wigger from chester
onehitwonderx420 1:44 am
    Where u livin at now?
uwishyouweregod 1:46 am
    same place
onehitwonderx420 1:49 am
    ure moms?
uwishyouweregod 2:04 am
    that was a rhetorical question right
onehitwonderx420 2:11 am
    pretty much.yea
uwishyouweregod 2:15 am
    so why didnt your parents bail you out
    why did they let you sit in jail
    i mean money obviously wasnt an issue
uwishyouweregod 2:18 am
    sore topic?
onehitwonderx420 2:23 am
    na
    Im on my phone i didnt see u imed me
    Teach me a lesson?i dunno
    There wasnt really a point.i wasnt there long
    So its whatever
onehitwonderx420 2:25 am
    I got time served so im good
uwishyouweregod 2:25 am
    maybe you shouldnt steal things
    you dont seem to be a good thief
    i always catch you
    the cops always catch you
onehitwonderx420 2:26 am
    You?
    Ive stolen malarkey from the same store for like 3 months and got caught once
onehitwonderx420 2:27 am
    Whatd i steal from u?ure card?
    U only found that out cuz the cops called u
    And told u i did
uwishyouweregod 2:29 am
    and you wonder why i dont associate with you
onehitwonderx420 2:31 am
    yea
    I do actually
uwishyouweregod 2:31 am
    here ill spell it out for you, YOUR A PIECE OF malarkey LOSER
onehitwonderx420 2:32 am
    U kept chillinw me after that so
    And whys that?
    Humor me
uwishyouweregod 2:34 am
    even your own parents cant stand you
    wonder why they let you sit in jail for so long
    there was no lesson
    you dont learn
    your an idiot
onehitwonderx420 2:34 am
    that crazy coke whore eliz got drunk one night and ran into me at a bar so i walked her home cuz she was mangled and thats when u stopped chillin
uwishyouweregod 2:34 am
    if im able to to see that
    im sure they saw it a decade ago
    crackwhore
    she smokes crack
    and i dont even fork wit that hoe anymore either
onehitwonderx420 2:35 am
    and u learn?
uwishyouweregod 2:35 am
    i dont hang out with pieces of malarkey anymore
onehitwonderx420 2:35 am
    I figured she did
    Either do i
uwishyouweregod 2:36 am
    but your still a piece of malarkey yourself
uwishyouweregod 2:36 am
    kind of a contradiction
    dont you think
onehitwonderx420 2:36 am
    It got old
    O ok
uwishyouweregod 2:36 am
    you just got out of jail
    for stealing things
onehitwonderx420 2:36 am
    If i was,i suppose
uwishyouweregod 2:37 am
    last time i checked
    only pieces of malarkey steal things that dont belong to them
    normal people work for the things they have
    i work my ass off every summer so i can sit around all winter
    doing whatever i want
    without having to steal to support myself
onehitwonderx420 2:38 am
    what about that phone u stole at that party?
uwishyouweregod 2:38 am
    found
    i just didnt return it
onehitwonderx420 2:38 am
    Or that kids gameboy at the mall?
uwishyouweregod 2:38 am
    once again
    found
onehitwonderx420 2:38 am
    Kind of a contradiction,dont u think?
    Found?
uwishyouweregod 2:39 am
    not quite the contrary
    did they take half your brain out when they removed that tumor
    or did the chemo simply stunt the developement of your brain
    or is it simply bad genetics
onehitwonderx420 2:40 am
    If someone drops theyre phone nd u see it and theyre too drunk to say anything it open?right?
uwishyouweregod 2:40 am
    i didnt see them drop it i sat on the couch and it was there
uwishyouweregod 2:41 am
    your talking about malarkey that happended five years ago to prove what
    that i was a stupid adolescent
    im talking about malarkey that happended last week to prove that your still a dumb piece of malarkey
    your own parents have all but abandoned you
onehitwonderx420 2:42 am
    Ure pretty funny mr im gona get behind the wheel at 2 am with a suspended liscence and my neighbors plaate with weed in the car and pull into a park
uwishyouweregod 2:42 am
    5 years ago
    what are you dense
onehitwonderx420 2:43 am
    Na i have a feeling ure still stupid
uwishyouweregod 2:43 am
    or did you simply burn all the neuro receptors in your brain out
    rofl im stupid...  at age 10 i was tested to have an iq in the 145-150 range
    just below genius
    i was reading at a college level before i even got to high school
    are you smoking crack now too
    you and liz should hit it off
    youd be perfect for each other
    two piece of malarkey idiots
    a match made in heaven
    want her number
onehitwonderx420 2:45 am
    na.i dont need ure recycled trash
uwishyouweregod 2:46 am
    you seemed to want my sloppy seconds last year
    whats changed
    you find a new fat chick thats letting you hit it
onehitwonderx420 2:46 am
    how do u figure that?
uwishyouweregod 2:46 am
    im psychic
    it comes with higher intelect
    it must suck being a moron
onehitwonderx420 2:49 am
    it must suck to be u.yea
    I would think
uwishyouweregod 2:49 am
    is that really the best you have
    thats like gradeschool malarkey
onehitwonderx420 2:49 am
    Na not really
    and aruing over the internet is grown man malarkey,right?
uwishyouweregod 2:50 am
    im not wasting my cellular minutes on you
    your not worth it
onehitwonderx420 2:51 am
    U have this long
uwishyouweregod 2:51 am
    you should have been aborted and donated to stem cell research
    so thati can live longer
onehitwonderx420 2:54 am
    Oh yea.u conrtribute so much
uwishyouweregod 3:00 am
    as i said before, at least my own family hasnt abandoned me
    why dont you go commit suicide
    its not like your ever going to amount to anything
    other than a commmon thief
onehitwonderx420 3:02 am
    u should write a book
    Maybe itll become a bathroom hit
uwishyouweregod 3:03 am
    maybe youll drown yourself in a bathtub
onehitwonderx420 3:03 am
    a malarkeyter book
uwishyouweregod 3:04 am
    actually i have a better idea why dont you go hang yourself in a closet and see how long it takes before anyone notices you mis
onehitwonderx420 3:04 am
    Oh good one
uwishyouweregod 3:04 am
    i bet they wouldnt care until you started to stink the place up
onehitwonderx420 3:05 am
    yea u obvioulsy havnt changed at all
uwishyouweregod 3:06 am
    lol your one to talk
onehitwonderx420 3:07 am
    How do u figure that
onehitwonderx420 3:07 am
    U dont even know me anymore
uwishyouweregod 3:08 am
    well i can tell just by looking at your wrap sheet
    and remember
    im psychic
onehitwonderx420 3:08 am
    oh yea.i forgot
onehitwonderx420 3:09 am
    u must be
uwishyouweregod 3:17 am
    dont let me catch you at any hilltop reunions you piece of malarkey
    ill rip your dumb bald forking head clean off
uwishyouweregod 3:20 am
    not that anyone would invite you
    because much like your own family
    even your friends have bandoned you
    you forking piece of malarkey
onehitwonderx420 3:24 am
    friends like who,you?
    You never were one
    u dont even know any of my friends u just like talking malarkey cuz you have no life
uwishyouweregod 3:27 am
    i know all the kids we went to school with wont even answer your calls or respond to your texts
    who are your friends kids like faloon
onehitwonderx420 3:27 am
    So u sit aroung at 330 in the am arguing on the intnet and play tribes all day
    i dont call or text anyone from hilltop.what r u even talking about
    Lol filoon
    I dont talk to that kid either
onehitwonderx420 3:30 am
    u got me
uwishyouweregod 3:30 am
    i remember when you would use to call and text matt
    id be sitting right next to him
    and wed laugh at what a loser you are
onehitwonderx420 3:31 am
    Oh ok
    What would i say to him then
    i mean if u were next to him ud know,right?
onehitwonderx420 3:33 am
    Dont worry,i'll wait
uwishyouweregod 3:34 am
    about how you were always around and wanted to hang out
    or how you were suicidal
    and wanted to end it all
    because your piece of malarkey life is so miserable
uwishyouweregod 3:35 am
    liz ttold me about how you did that to her too
onehitwonderx420 3:35 am
    Yea i never evenn said that and of course ud say i called him to hanng out cuz y else would i?
uwishyouweregod 3:36 am
    trying to get people to feel bad for you
    you never pulled it on me though
    \you knew better
    id tell you to do it
onehitwonderx420 3:36 am
    Thats not proof of anything
uwishyouweregod 3:36 am
    that you have no balls
    because your a spineless fork
onehitwonderx420 3:36 am
    Oh so u have balls huh
uwishyouweregod 3:37 am
    yea i do
    remember when that nigger robbed you
onehitwonderx420 3:37 am
    Y dont u kill ureself then
uwishyouweregod 3:37 am
    and you weere to pussy to do anything
    i dont want to
    i never said i wanted to
    you did
    but didnt follow through
    because your a loser
    anyway who did you have to goto
    who stood up to him
    called him out
    wasnt you
    your a unsavory woman
onehitwonderx420 3:38 am
    o ok
    Well this unsavory woman is goin to sleep now
    Peace
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Re: im such a dick
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2011 11:36 am CST »
im uwishyouweregod btw
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Re: im such a dick
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2011 09:39 pm CST »
haha that kid hasnt signed into aim since that night either he blocked me or he finally grew a pair and did what hes been saying hed do for the last five years
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Re: im such a dick
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011 11:44 am CST »
sooo... this kid actually killed himself i just got back from the viewing...  forked up
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/philly/obituary.aspx?n=steven-r-moyer&pid=148681413
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