Lol, I think I'm going to vomit, but yeah, taht would be a really really good joke.
Today I was eating a chocolate doughnut in the hallway, and every time A teacher walks by, I have to set the doughnut down beside me (we sit against the lockers before school starts) because its a food fine if caught eating in the hallway, and some teachers are real dicks about it.
Well I got a little bit on a peice of paper when i set it down, and it looked like a poo smear. I took the peice of paper and put it on a guy's shoulder, and he totally flipped (hes one of the guys who is really weird, and his name is Todd Cummings).