Speaking of terrible English, this is an excerpt from the assembly instructions for my futon that I used today. This is for real.
MAKE SURE PUT GLIDES (K) ON TO BOTH END OF THE CROSS BAR BEFORE INSERT IT.
I was wrong when I thought the diagram would help me... Piece (K) wasn't on it.
Then there was this...
CONNECT THE 2PCS OF MATTRESS FRAMES BY HOOK (H) INTO CENTER HOLE OF THE FRAMES.
There wasn't a pice H even on the inventory listing right above it. *sigh*