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Silvanoshei

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« Reply #90 on: May 25, 2003 08:52 pm CDT »
"Mechanical Sperm"...

Heh heh...  :D
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« Reply #91 on: May 26, 2003 10:07 am CDT »
Morpheus indeed does look like a big, swiss cheese monkey.


The movie does not suck.  You probably convinced yourself that the movie would suck before you even saw it.
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« Reply #92 on: May 26, 2003 10:47 am CDT »
I liked the movie.. but I find this qoute very funny, and I have to agree with it the point he makes.

"Even if you disagree with everything bad I've said about this movie, there's one point I think everyone can agree on: Keanu Reeves' ass does not need to be seen, ever. Not only do they show you his pasty white ass, they do it in the most contemptible way possible: right after a titty scene. They try to trick you into popping a boner, then WHAM. Keanu's corn hole. "

http://maddox.xmission.com/matrix2.html
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« Reply #93 on: May 26, 2003 11:49 am CDT »
Hahahah true true.

Actually I came into the movies hyped up on the reviews.  And any time a movie is hyped on reviews, it WILL suck.
I think it sucked because i was bored with the whole love scenes, too much too often, as well as the fighting scenes.

There were points of it I liked, however, there is no need to flame me.
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« Reply #94 on: May 27, 2003 12:21 am CDT »
I obviously wasnt paying attention to Keanu's ass, since I never noticed it.

I think they should replace trinity with somebody... younger...
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« Reply #95 on: May 27, 2003 12:28 am CDT »
Keanu's ass?? I gotta go see this movie. lol  :wink:
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« Reply #96 on: May 27, 2003 12:46 am CDT »

"Seven years later and with the help of Michael Jackson's dermatologist, Milli Vanilli makes a comeback."


""One More Step, and ill make love to her throat wound." - Oh Milli Vanilli, what will your career force you to do next?"



^classic
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« Reply #97 on: May 27, 2003 11:05 am CDT »
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Keanu's ass?? I gotta go see this movie. lol  :P
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« Reply #98 on: May 27, 2003 11:08 am CDT »
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I obviously wasnt paying attention to Keanu's ass, since I never noticed it.

I think they should replace trinity with somebody... younger...


How could you not?? It was white, and pasty.. and in the same scene for atleast 30 seconds.

They should have atleast shown Trinity's ass.. but then again, she does look too old for Neo.

[Edit] I need to stop double posting  :oops:  Sorry Particle, and Pecker.
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« Reply #99 on: May 27, 2003 11:11 am CDT »
my god man was it that bad? come on it's the matrix, i haven't seen it yet but i'm trying to get a pirated version off kazaa but none seem legit. i think you're just taking it to the extreme. wait until i get that pirated copy then i'll tell you how awesome it was.
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« Reply #100 on: May 27, 2003 11:19 am CDT »
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i'm trying to get a pirated version off kazaa


Better watch yourself with the warez talk.
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« Reply #101 on: May 27, 2003 11:23 am CDT »
warez is illegal
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« Reply #102 on: May 27, 2003 11:26 am CDT »
:(  we can't talk about warez? oops sorry, my name is jon doe i live in austrailia please don't come get me.
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« Reply #103 on: May 27, 2003 11:30 am CDT »
thats a funny one john
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« Reply #104 on: May 27, 2003 11:31 am CDT »
Hey John, where exactly do you live in Austrailia, or shall I say, where DID you live?
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