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Darwin

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Funny CS Stories.
« on: May 20, 2003 11:15 pm CDT »
Got a funny CS story?  Post it here!



Alright, today while playing CS, it was just a 3vs3 game.  We decided on pistols only, and followed that rule for a good while.

Server traffic picked up as more people arrived.  We were all playing nicely with pistols when 2 guys from a clan came on.

I asked that they used pistols.  One of them responded:
Are you admin?
--No.
Then dont make the rules, F*cker.


He purchased a colt, and began to mow down T's.  I got pissed knifed him in the back of the head.  He slayed me (he wasnt admin.  on that server you can choose to slap, slay, or forgive your TKer).

He still continued to buy colts, and I continued to headshot him (I was obviously better, we both had guns aimed at each other, and I still won at the beginning of the round) and he shouted on the server:

VOTE 80 IN CONSOLE TO KICK ICEMAN! PLZ!!!


Nobody voted against me.


The admin came on, and the little boi began to b!tch to him.  The admin's reply:  
Shut the fazzlewick up...

 :lol:
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2003 11:16 pm CDT »
HAHAHAHA little children are funny as hell
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2003 11:24 pm CDT »
Yeah.  And its always the 12 year olds too...
(That has nothing to do with you Raz, ur mature)


Ok, heres one.  I was playing on de_treetops (styr scout only map) and I was doing really good.  I had just been to a party and had drank (drunk?) around 7-10 bottles of bawls gaurana, so I was pretty wired (which helps alot in CS).

This boosted my alertness, and I was getting twice as many kills as anyone else.  

It was a server where mic talk was extended to both teams.  They began insulting me and calling me a hacker over it.  

After 5 minutes of this, I opened up and yelled:  RABBLE!  RABBLE RABBLE!  Rabblerabblerabblerabblerabblerabble!

I left of course.  But not in shame  :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2003 11:26 pm CDT »
NICE
RabbleRabbleRabbleRabbleRabbleRabbleRabbleRabble
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2003 11:27 pm CDT »
Got a story?
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2003 11:28 pm CDT »
dont have cs

btw post 700
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2003 01:00 am CDT »
Not funny but it was my most amazing shot ever

Map:Cs_Militia
Location: CT Spawn, Entrance to Sewers
Status: Camping
Weapon: Awp

A guy pops up from sewers and for some reason he got a HUGE boost, about 5 feet into air, I look aat him in mid air he looked at me then BAM!!!!! He fell do the ground, Dead.......Heres a diagram


                         Him






                                                   Sewer



                                                                    Me

I am behind sewer in shadey area, and he is in mid-air...
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xRazorex: Yo
BlAcKIcE398: wtf u got me killed newb
BlAcKIcE398: block
BlAcKIcE398 signed off at 3:49:05 PM.

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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2003 10:00 am CDT »
too bad you dont record stuff like that
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Jason_Xero

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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2003 10:28 am CDT »
I killed someone without getting a headshot.
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Gotta love SBC with their 6Mbps tier for 45$
(Yes, on their site it only shows 3Mbps, but it is actually 6Mbps, I would know :)).

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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2003 10:37 am CDT »
killing my friend with a glock

 :roll:

i swear... its harder to kill with a glock then a knife
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2003 10:52 am CDT »
One day i will get CS

One day.........
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Semper Fi,
Who dares, Wins

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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2003 10:53 am CDT »
i forgot to ask

can ya dl CS on kazaa?

if ya can, Private msg me
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Semper Fi,
Who dares, Wins

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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2003 11:04 am CDT »
^
askin for a ban

It is harder to kill with a glock than a knife.  Try rushing someone with a knife that has a glock trying to hit you.  A whole glock clip would barely kill you.
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Gotta love SBC with their 6Mbps tier for 45$
(Yes, on their site it only shows 3Mbps, but it is actually 6Mbps, I would know :)).

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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2003 11:29 am CDT »
All I ever did in cs would camp in the bathroom of CS-Militia and do nothing but chuck smoke grenades in the toilet. Nobody ever goes into the bathroom for some reason :P
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2003 11:43 am CDT »
yes you can need keygen tho and get kazaalite

http://www.k-lite.tk
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