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UnderGod

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« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2003 01:29 pm CDT »
Key Gen won't let you play online, not that you can play CS in single player. Unless it is with bots on a LAN.

Secondly, if you think glock is a worthless weapon, then you are so very wrong.

Glock has 2 very important uses.. All it takes is 3 hs to kill someone, and at the glocks accuracy, it is nothing.

And the other is to stun people while someone else nails them. You people probably wouldn't care about this method because you would probably care more about your frags vs your team's score.
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« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2003 01:31 pm CDT »
u shouldn't assume ug.. have i taught u nothing?

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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2003 01:34 pm CDT »
Mine was too tough to get working.  (dont worry, I own like 3 copies of HL neway).

Here, buy it.  http://www.compusa.com/products/product ... pfp=SEARCH

Just download the counter strike mod after buying HL and updating it.


HL update: http://ftp.planetmirror.com/pub/gameaho ... hl1110.exe

CS Mod (fully updated):  http://cyber-net-cafe.com/index2.html  (on the far right called "Full CS Mod File".
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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2003 01:36 pm CDT »
I'm not assuming..

I know Key Gens don't work, because I've tried it.

And I know glock is in fact a very good weapon, because I have gone onto servers using nothing but glock and kicked ass.

And no you haven't taught me anything, because you don't know anything worth teaching.
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« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2003 01:37 pm CDT »
Got a story? Or not?
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« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2003 01:43 pm CDT »
Funny stories?

Most of my CS stories are not really funny.


Hmm let me think for a minute.

There was this time on cs_747 where I was a CT. I went up top on the ledge, and saw a teammate on the actual ledge.. Just to be a dick, I thew a HE at him.  Well the blast apparently scared the malarkey out of him and he fell off to his death.  FF was not on mind you.

Let me think of another....

I was on Train as a CT once again. The T's were at a standstill at the long way to outside trainyard because the CT's were keeping them at bay. I went around the short way to outside trainyard to sneak up behind them..

I sure did a good job of sneaking up behind them.. I shanked 3 of them before they even knew I was there. Then I pulled out my m4 and nailed the 2 that were left and saw me.
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« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2003 01:43 pm CDT »
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You people wouldn't care about this method because you care more about your frags vs your team's score.


i meant that part u tard...

pffff ug.. lay off the im smarter then u are act its childish.. oh wait thats right your only 16? or some malarkey right.. yeah my bad.. u are acting your age

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im getting sick of tubby white rich kids who think they know everything
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« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2003 01:45 pm CDT »
I forgot probably
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« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2003 01:48 pm CDT »
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I forgot probably


dumbass

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« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2003 01:54 pm CDT »
I'm glad that some unknown person is acting their age by making single word posts that will not have any effect on anyone's brain..

Then that same unknown person is calling other people childish. I find that funny.

Now to get back on topic like it was before it was taken off topic by some unknown person.

There was this time on Dust2 where I threw a HE inside the tunnel and killed 4 people. That isn't really as funny, but it was as cool as hell. If you can makse sense of that phrase.
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« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2003 02:03 pm CDT »
At a lan place we started just jumping from the trees on de_treetops, and we would see if we could hit each other during the fall.
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« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2003 02:36 pm CDT »
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I'm glad that some unknown person is acting their age by making single word posts that will not have any effect on anyone's brain..


heh... that could be anyone of the many spammers on this forum

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« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2003 02:53 pm CDT »
Someday you're gonna piss of the wrong guy, and, uh, WHAMMO!
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« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2003 03:39 pm CDT »
You know what that WareZ talk is going to get ya...

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« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2003 04:05 pm CDT »
the only stories i have are from wc3 cs and not regular cs.

1) playing as orc on dust2, we were rushing B and i threw a nade into the hallway, killing all 8 people on their team, they called me a hacker and 5 left.

2) using the elf ultimate on 1337_assault, i successfully trapped a guy in mid air and he fell to his death.
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