Ok, here are my reasons.
Well, I am the ScoreMaster. I score all the time. I do it all the time. Plus, I hate the Pope. I think he is retarded, and I want to give his car the royal beat down.
I also hate the modern English royal family, because they don't even have any power, they're old, ugly, and they sit around on their asses all day, wasting British tax money.
I also deserve the title because I use the default emoticons sparingly. I also deserve it because I don't post after every single person. I also deserve it because I'm not constantly taking threads off topic. I also deserve it because I don't have an image in my sig, and my avatar isn't grossly huge. I also deserve it because I'm not hiding anything here, like everyone else probably is. I state the truth, or at least what I believe in, and I'm not sorry for it. Like, when niggas steal TV's.
I also deserve it, because once you give it to me, this thread will be dead, and people will stop complaining, and posting here with new stupid reasons. :d