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malarkey your pants.
« on: May 15, 2006 10:39 pm CDT »
How many times have you malarkey your pants in RL.
As if you could do it in nonRL.
And I said pants, not diapers.


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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2006 10:41 pm CDT »
ummmm....i think twice but i was like 3 or 4 so i cant remember....though i do remember malarkeyting on a picnic table and in someones hamper
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2006 01:51 am CDT »
I don't remember any pants-malarkeying occurances...
vomitting is another thing, however. In fact, I vomitted today
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2006 11:58 am CDT »
In your pants?
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2006 01:34 pm CDT »
Technically I did last night.  Heres the story.

So me and my roommates built a barricade to block one of the roommates from entereing.  In the barricade was a plunger.  He came at me with the plunger, and we grappled for a few minutes, and go got the pooey end of it once.  He stopped and walked into his room, and I picked up the plunger, said:  "Hey Jonathan, Good Game!" and threw it at his head.  It plunged his head, and he came at me.  I tried to run to my room, but couldnt get the door completely closed.  We grappled again, completely knocking the computer to the floor (scary!) then moved into the living room.  Somehow I had gotten him into a choke hold with the handle, and was moving him to the door.  I was going to take this outside, and he knew it, so we eased up and moved towards the door.  But before we reached it, I threw him a curve ball and threw him over the couch.  I threw a leg over and stepped on his neck.  He shot his leg up and choked me with it as well.  I then got him into a good hold, pulled back the plunger, and plunged his face full on a good 5 or 6 times.  Through all this commotion, I wasnt paying attention to the other roommates, who are not strong enough to take me head on.  One of em came at me and put me in a headlock, and I began punching his kidneys, still holding the hold I had on my roommate AND plunging his face all at the same time.  Then the other roommate came around, grabbed my underwear, and pulled them up to my neck!  I had never had a wedgie before!  I was still going strong though, and managed to his one or two of them in the balls (remember, I am doing all of this IN TANDEM!).  My butt really started to burn, as he kept pulling the underwear higher and higher, and I called uncle.

Pain.  Its what I feel when I sit down now.  I removed the underwear, and they were a bit soiled.  I pulled them over my roommate's head as a trophy.

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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2006 05:50 pm CDT »
Discusting, Darwin.

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Never malarkey my pants.
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2006 09:45 pm CDT »
disgusting....you are funny darwin
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2006 11:06 pm CDT »
not to be an ass darwin but you didnt look to big in your pictures yet youre taking on 3 guys? haha nice job though on plunging them. oh and i hope you were drunk when this was going on.
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2006 11:15 pm CDT »
nah thats a morning ritual at darwins
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2006 12:12 am CDT »
i would feel slightly uncomfortable 'grappling' with other guys...
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2006 06:43 am CDT »
never tried wrestling someone before koro?
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2006 12:17 pm CDT »
last time i did that, i was uh 7 or 8 years old, wrestling my friend in the family room...heh, i flipped him over my back, then we stopped...
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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2006 02:08 pm CDT »
but hurting ppl is half the fun of wrestling
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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2006 04:19 am CDT »
But I dont like to hurt people
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2006 05:55 am CDT »
Life is pain.
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