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Darwin, i feel ya man.. (mature post only)
« on: August 7, 2003 05:15 am CDT »
darwin, this sucks cause... i went to get a physical for football today, and doc did the regular *turn to the right and cough* thing.. and he found a cyst on my left testicle... dude its gonna suck so bad cause now im gonna have that thing surgically removed... ahh the pain!! and i have to go visit a Urologist friday to get it checked out... and i had a friend that went to the same place cause of an infection in his nuts, and i gotta have all these tests like someone sticking there finger up my butt and stuff.. dude this sucks  :cry:  :cry:
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« Reply #1 on: August 7, 2003 05:17 am CDT »
A cyst?  How could you not notice yourself (seriously)?
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« Reply #2 on: August 7, 2003 05:18 am CDT »
its on my testicle man, i dont just go feelin on it as much as the doc did :-\, i knew it was hurtin though... like for no reason.. but i always thought it was cause of a diff reason..
and its not like its on the outside of it... and it wasnt on the sides (or i would notice it easier, it was on the end of it, so it felt like it was longer.. if it was on the side, malarkey, i would notice it
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« Reply #3 on: August 7, 2003 05:27 am CDT »
Damn, dude.. that sucks =/

Good luck, hope everything goes well.
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« Reply #4 on: August 7, 2003 05:30 am CDT »
The doctor told me to feel my nuts in the shower every morning.

Hey kids, rub your balls, touch your balls, squeeze your balls.
Hey kids, masturbate daily...
So ya dont get CANCER!  -Tom Green
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« Reply #5 on: August 7, 2003 05:31 am CDT »
*Double checks right now*
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« Reply #6 on: August 7, 2003 05:31 am CDT »
haha i watched that special darwin! lol, where he was singing and sayin to rub your ballz :-P lol
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« Reply #7 on: August 7, 2003 05:32 am CDT »
LOL newbie, yeah man, feel the right one, and the left one, and if u feel anything different.. seriously, go get it checked out before it turns into something bad O_O
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« Reply #8 on: August 7, 2003 05:33 am CDT »
Yeah I scared myself the other day.  I was just feelin in the shower, when oh no!  I felt a lump.  Then I realized it was just my 5th testicle.  *whew*
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« Reply #9 on: August 7, 2003 05:34 am CDT »
hah yeah, but seriously... that doc felt around down there a long time.. i was like.. wtf.. is the doc sexually harrasing me, OUCH fork that hurt like a bia, damn doc, those things arent bouncing balls.. be easy..
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« Reply #10 on: August 7, 2003 05:36 am CDT »
You gotta be careful when the doc does that.  Ive had 3 physicals before in my life where they had to do it.  One was with a female.

The thing you may do, like me, is try to get urself slightly aroused, you know, to put on a little show i guess (I dunno, Tom Arnold does the same thing).  Only prob is that if you go too far, you look like a freak  :roll:
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« Reply #11 on: August 7, 2003 05:38 am CDT »
haha yeah i know, but i just hope i dont get a girl Urologist... my friend, the one with the infection, got one.. and she stuck her fingers up his butt... sorry, but i would rather a guy doctor than a girl doctor
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« Reply #12 on: August 7, 2003 05:40 am CDT »
I dont think i would rather have a preference.  I would rather have neither of them stick their fingers in my ass o.0

Why would a urologist stick their fingers in your ass?  Dont they just test pee?
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« Reply #13 on: August 7, 2003 05:42 am CDT »
well, no cause a urologist is a penis specialist, and when i go, i gotta get a prostate examination, so they know everything is working ok. see this is how it works, they stick there finger up your butt and push on your penis from the inside, and it squirts out semen, or some kinda fluid.. so they know everythings working, but it hurts SOOO forking much, so im not looking forward
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« Reply #14 on: August 7, 2003 05:43 am CDT »
It is honestly never a bad idea to perform frequent checks for abnormal growths.  I know that might sound wierd, but it is just true.
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