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What the crap is wrong with CS servers today?
« on: September 12, 2006 03:32 pm CDT »
HUMILIATION!
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<noob> lawl pwn'd
UNSTOPPABLE!
HOLY malarkey!
GODLIKE!
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<retard> lol @ quake sounds
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HUMILIATION!
<Particle> Half of them are from Unreal Tournament you retard.
<retard> STFU NOOB
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<moron> haha I'm 1337
THIS SERVER IS RUNNING HOMO MOD VERSION ELEVENTY BILLION!  Visit http://www.nobodyforkingcares.gay for downloads!
<idiot> OMFG I was typing
<<Nine year old's voice comes over voice comm "HAHAHAHA I NEED RITALIN BOOM HEADSHOTLOLOLOL!>>
You were killed by FPS Doug Imitator #42030.  He did 6000 damage in 1 hit [Boom, Headmalarkey] and you hit him 7500 times with an MP5 for 23 damage.
<FPS> ==]]]B00M HEADSH0T!!![[[==
PERFECT!
MONSTER KILL (KILL, KILL, KILL)
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I think this summarizes everything I have to say about every CS server today and why they all suck better than I can with stories.
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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2006 03:42 pm CDT »
Not really a fan of CS, never played Source, though. DoD and DoD:S are a lot of fun...
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2006 03:56 pm CDT »
That's a copy/paste of the last comment you made about CS.
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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2006 04:11 pm CDT »
I play CS on the Xbox.  But I just got an Xbox 360 and it won't work on the 360. :(

Microsoft is gay like that.
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2006 04:59 pm CDT »
Well you could fill in BF2 for DoD, that's pretty good, too.
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2006 05:00 pm CDT »
If it would run worth a crap on under four gigs of memory, then I'd agree with you.
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2006 05:04 pm CDT »
I can only hope TRPG dosen't get to that level.
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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2006 05:45 pm CDT »
I completely agree here.  I think it is rediculous waiting even longer to join a server as 50 sounds download to your computer.  I dont understand how admins and server owners think these annoyances improve gameplay in any way.
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2006 06:08 pm CDT »
I was even playing a zombie mod server today with so many homo addons that I wanted to shoot myself in the face instead of the zombies.  They had a mod that makes you seem like you have a broken leg.  I can roll up hill on a square-tire-mobile faster than it lets you move with a sniper rifle.  Handguns equipped, you can move about as fast as a child taking its first steps.  The knife allowed for speeds approaching 2/3 of normal "gun speed" in CS.  Here's a hint:  if you want to make the zombies seem faster, MAKE THEM MOVE FASTER instead of making the players move so slow they fall asleep on their keyboard.

Another server had a simple MOTD outlawing essentially all aspects of FPS games.  No swearing, no sniping, no camping, and no objectional sprays.  I thought that'd be fine, but it turns out the server had another gay plugin that disabled every weapon with a scope.  They didn't just block the AWP or autosnipes or scout.  They blocked the AUG and 552 as well.  What the hell am I supposed to use?  A piece of malarkey AK?  A one-mile-per-year Galil?  I always use the 552...which meant I was going to have problems.  Sure enough, I couldn't hit malarkey with the AK I tried.  It's just not a weapon I ever use seriously.  Fire two shots in a row and the recoil sends your second shot 35 degrees off your original reticle's position.  Worthless!  Well, that is unless you want to fire one shot per minute while the recoil timer resets itself.

A common annoyance is when people claim the autosnipes are lame but defend their use of the AWP.  Is it just me, or is it nuts to claim that a weapon requiring 2+ hits to kill or a carefully placed shot to the head (or more commonly these days, an unintentional luck shot to the five-foot-in-diameter head hitbox) requires less skill than a weapon that'll kill in one hit anywhere (with rare exceptions)?

It reminds me of when people complained about the ballistic shield.  Idiots.
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Re: What the crap is wrong with CS servers today?
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2006 06:23 pm CDT »
Quote from: "Particle"
HUMILIATION!
HEAD SHOT!
MONSTER KILL!
DOMINATING!
<noob> lawl pwn'd
UNSTOPPABLE!
HOLY malarkeye!
GODLIKE!
PERFECT!
<retard> lol @ quake sounds
DENIED!
HOLY malarkeye!
HUMILIATION!
<Particle> Half of them are from Unreal Tournament you retard.
<retard> STFU NOOB
MONSTER KILL!
DOMINATING!
GODLIKE!
OVERUSED MOVIE QUOTE!
PERFECT!
HUMILIATION!
<moron> /rank
Moron is rank #1 with 5,000,320 points and -33 deaths.  This user has no life.
<moron> /rank
Moron is rank #1 with 5,000,320 points and -33 deaths.  This user has no life.
<moron> /rank
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<moron> /rank
Moron is rank #1 with 5,000,320 points and -33 deaths.  This user has no life.
<moron> /rank
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<moron> /rank
Moron is rank #1 with 5,000,320 points and -33 deaths.  This user has no life.
<moron> /rank
Moron is rank #1 with 5,000,320 points and -33 deaths.  This user has no life.
<moron> haha I'm 1337
THIS SERVER IS RUNNING HOMO MOD VERSION ELEVENTY BILLION!  Visit http://www.nobodyforkingcares.gay for downloads!
<idiot> OMFG I was typing
<<Nine year old's voice comes over voice comm "HAHAHAHA I NEED RITALIN BOOM HEADSHOTLOLOLOL!>>
You were killed by FPS Doug Imitator #42030.  He did 6000 damage in 1 hit [Boom, Headmalarkey] and you hit him 7500 times with an MP5 for 23 damage.
<FPS> ==]]]B00M HEADSH0T!!![[[==
PERFECT!
MONSTER KILL (KILL, KILL, KILL)
Moron is rank #1 with 5,000,327 points and -33 deaths.  This user has no life.
<moron> /rank
Moron is rank #1 with 5,000,327 points and -33 deaths.  This user has no life.
<moron> /rank
Moron is rank #1 with 5,000,327 points and -33 deaths.  This user has no life.
<moron> /rank
Moron is rank #1 with 5,000,327 points and -33 deaths.  This user has no life.
<moron> /rank
Moron is rank #1 with 5,000,327 points and -33 deaths.  This user has no life.

It's been a long while since I've seen that much idiocy. And if someone wants to play a game with sounds from Unreal, THEN THEY SHOULD GO PLAY UNREAL.

I like how the swear filter didn't stop [Boom, Headmalarkey]. What is the OVERUSED MOVIE QUOTE! ?
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2006 09:49 pm CDT »
Funny.  I just did the whole MP5 joke a few hours ago and it happened again tonight:

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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2006 04:31 am CDT »
People are going to complain about every aspect of a game that they get pwned by.  :?
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« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2006 07:56 am CDT »
Ohh.. MP5..  lovely.

I used to roll with the MP5 and Deagle in 1.4  and 1.5

1.6 ruined the game..
Source made it even sillier... but also made the SAW a lot more fun to run with..
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Stupid gamers *shakes his fist*
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« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2006 10:33 am CDT »
Kigen, you have no idea what you're talking about if you play CS on the Xbox.  That version is awful.
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« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2006 11:01 am CDT »

like, you may have to practice your micro some, noob....like, it's not like, like your a n00b or NEthing, but, like, your attacks aren't fast enough for my re-gen!  ure prolly a n00b PHAG!! ZOMG!
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